[Music: Bart, Lyrics: Sven/Leon Del Muerte]
Stain-less steel doors burst open
A gurney wheeling a flatulent
cadaver
Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench
...By the stench...
Horrified nurses scatter
Foul human cess
seeps
Punctuation the smell
Of acrid colonic contents
...colonical...
Numbed by the reek,
prepare for
surgery
Internal horror revealed,
with a blast from the asscheek
Rumbling restless as inflicts post-mortal
vengeance
Tell-tail dung marks across the operating table
Eyes see s**t, decorating the tools
Hygenic practices scrapped by this
foul odour
The ribcage opens,
a smell comes to the fore
Brown stained lungs oozing faeces,
regurgitation
ensues
Disbelieving doctors from theories
Manure, in puddles,
from a human sewer
An unbelievable reek should have
drained
from his pooper
Gasses build up pressure
Causing an ominous rumble from within
A ghastly turn of events
leaves
them all s**t-stained, shocked and chagrined
Stain-less steel doors burst open
yet in the other way
phrenetic surgeons are
fleeing
this coprophagic mess
Numbed by the reek,
prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed,
with a blast from the
asscheek
A gruesome ending
to a tale of coprophagic grandeur
The art of forensic scatology
had to be endured
A
bacteriological manifestation
which leaves no doubt
Infecting bystanders
with this methane gargling disease