Offered To Support An Act And They Were Overwhelmed.
Took Them Weeks To Plan That Trip.
Everything Was Done To Keep The
Costs Down,
Budget Was Low, Of Course.
A " So Called" Van Stood
Ready To Be Towed Away.
They Were All Squeezed Together In
This Rental Car.
We Have Come To Play.
There's No Chance, No Way.
But It's Simple Fact; We Have Come To Act.
A Special
Guest Indeed.
Sad And Disappointed They Bought Beer To Reassure.
Manager Excused Himself (And Said:)
Just Come Again
Tomorrow.
I've Informed The Crew That You'll Come, It's Set,
It's Ready; You Will Be On Stage By Eight O'clock.
Everyone Please
Calm Down, You Have My Head On That.
So You've Come To Play.
There's No Chance, No Way.
Telling You It's A Fact; No Way You
Can Act.
Simple Fact, My a*s!
[Repeat]