Versuri AFI - Cereal Wars
Get up early in the morning, going to the store. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It's the cereal war. f*****g store never has the monsters and they never get more. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It's the cereal war. I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box. I'll try some cocoa puffs today who the f**k is Sonny anyway? Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest. There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from Wheaties. Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store. I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot. It's the cereal war. I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs. The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch. Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat. Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs! Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?