Yeah, I'm such a liar
One time I told you
You were the highlight
Of all of my sexual life
While I'm
confessing
When you're undressing
I was picking the lock
On your safe with my knife
Einstein
If you're so naive
That
you believe
Everything I said to you
Well, I got your sex
And wrote you rubber checks
Well, what did you think
I was gonna
do
My reputation for exaggeration
It never got to you
That's why I left Duluth
Sometimes I stretch the truth
My
dearest darling
You know that luggage
It belonged to the blond
With the really nice pair
And incidentally
I sorely missed
you
The pain was so hard to bear
If I would rate you
Not that I hate you
But you would end up
Eighth, maybe ninth in
your class
Your build is hot now
If you could use your
Brain like you use your a*s
Oh, you're so naive
How could
you believe
Everything I said to you
My reputation for exaggeration
It never got to you
Sometimes I'm so
uncouth
Sometimes I stretch the truth
Hey, I'm such a liar
One time I told you
You were the highlight
Of all of my
sexual life
I'm remarkably insincere
Incredibly insincere
Totally insincere
Oh don't take it so hard, my dear
I'm
consistently insincere