[Written by: Seth Putnam]
Going on dates is f*****g lame
I couldn't be bothered to remember your name
Just want to get f****d and some more of the same
I don't got time for these f*****g games
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Cause all I give a f**k about is sex
All I give a f**k about is f*****g sex
I said, all I give a f**k about is sex
All I give a f**k about is f*****g sex
I'm not gonna spend a f*****g cent on you
You're just another stupid c**t for me to screw
Once you're used up I'll f**k someone new
They'll always be some f*****g useless c**t to do
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On my tour bus or when I'm backstage
There's a never-ending line of c***s that want to get laid
Every b***h is blonde, dumb, and underage
Gonna give each one herpes, hep, and hopefully A.I.D.S.
[Chorus]