I followed Artimus Pyle after a Lynyrd Skynyrd show
He ended up at a NAMBLA meeting
I knocked at the door and Artimus Pyle
answered
I gave him pictures of your kid because I hate him
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I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid, Artimus Pyle,
Artimus Pyle, Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle, Artimus Pyle, Artimus Pyle, Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle
The next day there was a
line at your door
Artimus Pyle was going back for seconds
Your kid had a lock of Artimus beard in his a*s
Your kid made Artimus
Saturday night special
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Lynyrd Skynyrd used to be your favorite band
Until Artimus had your kids dick in his
hand
