I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS
And your stupid f*****g dog was barking at me
It sounded like a singer
from a gay death metal band
I wanted to kick it in the f*****g face
[Chorus:]
I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant
[x4]
After I beat the f*****g s**t out of it
I wanted to throw it through your f*****g window
But I needed money to buy some
more whiskey
So I sold it to a Chinese restaurant
[Chorus]
Your family ordered a pu pu platter
You didnt know what you
were eating
It was your f*****g gay faithful dog
While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire
