[Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin]
This stupid slut brought me home last night
I robbed her after I got laid
I stole her stereo, it's the loudest ever made
I crank it up to ten all night, I'm much sicker than you
I'm crankin' Anal c**t, Buckcherry, and Mötley Crüe
[Pre chorus:]
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock?
I've got the loudest stereo on the block
[Chorus:]
Loudest stereo on the block [x2]
My stereo's so f*****g loud the old people moved away
All the sluts moved into town and they're here to stay
All day long, I've got sluts riding on my cock
I love metal, I love pussy, I f*****g love to rock
[Pre chorus]
[Chorus]
I've got porn stars and junior high girls hanging out
My game of black jack's a nine and twelve year old putting out
I don't wanna waste my time with stupid f*****g cock teases
All they'll get from me are a bunch of diseases
[Pre chorus]
[Chorus]
[Backing Vocals Performed by: Jim Crow (Vaginal Jesus & Mudoven), Ken Cmar, Seth, Tim, and Josh]
