You couldnt pick up a guy at the gay bar
Male prostitutes wouldnt take your money
You jerked off 8 times and ran out of your
own
So you broke into a sperm bank, you cum guzzling fag
[Chorus 1:]
Youre f*****g gay, youre f*****g gay
I only wrote
this song to p**s people off who are gay
[x2]
When you broke in, Rod Stewart had already beaten you there
Luckily you were
both good friends
You both sat around and drank 10 gallons of sperm
While listening to Los Crudos and watching Marilyn Manson
videos
[Chorus 2:]
Youre f*****g gay, youre f*****g gay
If you dont like these lyrics, dont buy our records you
fag
[x2]
