powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt
bribes in your pocket, you never do any work
you fat f*****g slob you
just sit in a car
until you get off work then it's back to the bar
[chorus:]
you f*****g pig-pig
you're a f*****g cop-cop
[x4]
you never catch any crooks but harass everyone else
your fat fingers don't fit the trigger you're too slow to catch a
n****r
you're a suburban cop because you're scared of the city
you broke a stool at dunkin donuts because you're so f*****g
fat
[chorus]
[repeat first verse]
[chorus]