Top 14 cele mai neinspirate versuri


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Top 14 cele mai neinspirate versuri
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Spinner a realizat un top al celor mai proaste versuri intalnite in muzica si nu au scapat de critica nume grele precum Elton John, Shakira, 50 Cent si multi altii.

Topul refacut poate fi regasit mai jos. (Nota: Anumite versuri au fost scoase din lista.)

14. Elton John - Your Song

"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"

S-a razgandit?


13. Shakira - Whenever, Whenever

"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"

Femeile viseaza numai la escaladari.

12. 50 Cent - 21 Questions

"I love you like
A fat kid loves cake"

Chiar si rapperii au corazon.

11. U2 - Staring At The Sun

"There's an insect
In your ear
If you scratch
It won't disappear"

...si cand te gandesti ca este una dintre cele mai populare formatii de rock...


10. REM - Leaving New York

"Leaving was never my proud"

Grammar nazi.


9. Eminem - a*s Like That

"I ain't never seen
An a*s like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"

Doing-doing-doing se zbat si neuronii prin mansardele noastre...

8. America - Horse With No Name

"There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things"

Plante, pasarele, pietre si...chestii. Cat romantism!

7. The Bangles - Manic Monday

"I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
My I-don't-have-to-run day"

Din seria RDU (Rime De Umplutura), va prezentam varianta americana a versurilor "Te iubesc, te doresc, cu tine vreau sa-mbatranesc", adesea folosite pe plaiurile mioritice.

6. Vanilla Ice - Play That Funky Music

"Now you're amazed
By the VIP posse
Steppin' so hard
Like a German Nazi"

Trebuia sa precizeze ca e vorba de nazismul german.

5. Shania Twain - Honey, I'm Home

"My panty line shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that"

Macar exista cuvantul "chilotei" in versuri. Daca e vorba de chiloti sau 'dezchilotare' inseamna ca e un hit.

4. Saves The Day - See You

"I don't think that I've
got the stomach
To stomach calling
you today"

Romanta stomacului. Partea 1.


3. Puff Daddy - Can't Nobody Hold Me Down


"Young, black and famous
With money hangin'
Out the anus"

Am vrea si noi sa fim de culoare...


2. Madonna - I Love New York

"I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork"

Tocmai din acest motiv traieste in Beverly Hills, California.


1. Culture Club - War Song


"War is stupid
And people are stupid"

Scurt si la obiect.


Sursa: Spinner (Topul intreg poate fi gasit pe Spinner)

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KEMPES la 22.04.2010 15:32 - Da-i o bere: Da-i o bere 0 +-

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Cei de la AMERICA sant tari , prin astfel de versuri se fac recunoscute geniile . AU O VODKA DE LA MINE BONUS raspunde

chris19ina la 22.04.2010 12:07 - Da-i o bere: Da-i o bere 0 +-

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Ce kinky e Puff Daddy! raspunde

st.spell la 21.04.2010 19:57 - Da-i o bere: Da-i o bere 0 +-

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ce penala e shakira. raspunde

Arch_Taistelu la 21.04.2010 18:34 - Da-i o bere: Da-i o bere 0 +-

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Shania Twain e inca buna. raspunde

mystery la 21.04.2010 18:07 - Da-i o bere: Da-i o bere 0 +-

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totally agreed raspunde

razvaneloo la 21.04.2010 17:54 - Da-i o bere: Da-i o bere 0 +-

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trebuiau toate sa fie versuri din rock sau metal nu?! adica vreti sa-mi ziceti ca madonna,eminem sau 50 cent sunt prosti! Asta stiu!ma gandesc,ca fapt divers,daca se poate interesa cineva sa facem niste versuri old school a la Guta & Co. Acolo ma astept sa rad periculos ) raspunde

Athanaric la 21.04.2010 17:26 - Da-i o bere: Da-i o bere 0 +-

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Aspirant
U2 sunt irlandezi. raspunde

Astaroth.Priestess la 21.04.2010 17:42 0 +-

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Sar''''na! Eu eram departe.. raspunde

Athanaric | 21.04.2010 22:24 0 +-

User Avatar Picture Aspirant Np, nu-s trol de obicei, dar ziceam sa ma aflu asa in treaba, debordeaza rautatea in mine raspunde

Astaroth.Priestess la 22.04.2010 10:35 0 +-

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Mai, nu esti trol daca ma corectezi sau aduci critici constructive (vorbind la modul generalist). Personal, consider asta un fel de ajutor So thankies raspunde

Athanaric | 23.04.2010 20:16 0 +-

User Avatar Picture Aspirant Mersi ca o privesti asa. Si un bun venit in echipa Metalhead, asa, intarziat, de la un cititor zilnic Tine-o tot asa raspunde

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