Hey Brother Christian with your high and mighty errand
Your actions speak so loud I can't hear a word you're saying
Hey Sister
Bleeding Heart with all of your compassion
Your labours soothe the hurt but can't aswage temptation
Hey man of science
with your perfect rules of measure
Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?
Hey Mother Mercy can your loins
bear fruit forever?
Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?
And I wanna conquer the world
Give all the idiots a
brand new religion
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil
Promote equality in all of my decisions
With a quick wink
of the eye, and a
"God you must be joking!"
Hey mister Diplomat with your worldly aspirations
Did you see
your children cry when you left them at the station?
Hey Moral Soldier, you've got righteous proclamations
And precious tomes to
fuel your pulpy conflagrations
And I wanna conquer the world
Give all the idiots a brand new religion
Put an end to
poverty, uncleanliness, and toil
Promote equality in all of my decisions
I want to conquer the world
Expose the
culprits and feed them to the children
Do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales
We'll have peace on earth and
global communion!
I wanna conquer the world
I want to conquer the world
I wanna conquer the world
I want to
conquer the world!