Standard Tuning
Song starts on G
G D
I'm a kid in a candy store
Am D
I'm a bull in a china shop
G D
I'm a tired old metaphor
Am D
For everything you can't afford
Am D G
And everything you can't afford to be
G D
I'm a public embarrassment
Am D
I'm a bottle of diet poison
G D
I'm a walking advertisement
Am D
For everything I never meant
Am D G
And everything I never meant to be
(Quietly)
GD C D
I can't hear a thing
(Loudly)
G DC D
Cause I've stopped listening
G D
I'm the reason I don't go out
Am D
I'm afraid I might tell me something
G D
I'm the shadow of every doubt
Am D
I'm the product this song's about
Am D G
I'm the product this song's about to be
(Quietly)
GD C D
I can't hear a thing
(Loudly)
G D C D
Cause I've stopped listening
GD C D
I can't hear a thing
G DC D
Cause I've stopped listening
AmD
Every morning
Am D
Since I was born
Am CEm
It's been hard to look in the mirror
Am C D
And see my face for the horns
G D
All the fun that the law allows
Am D
All the fun but with half the meaning
G D
Come on over, I'll show you how
Am D
If you lived here you'd be home by now
AmD G
If you still lived here you'd be home now with me
(Quietly, progressively louder)
GD C D
I can't hear a thing
G D C D
Cause I've stopped listening
(Loudly)
GD C D
I can't hear a thing
G D C D
Cause I've stopped listening
Song ends on G
