Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Tracklist:
1.) Carousel
2.) M+Ms
3.) Fentoozler
4.) Touchdown Boy
5.) Strings
6.) Peggy Sue
7.) Sometimes
8.) Does My Breath Smell
9.) Cacophony
10.) TV
11.) Toast And Bananas
12.) Wasting Time
13.) Romeo And Rebecca
14.) Ben Wah Balls
15.) Just About Done
16.) Depends
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1.) Carousel
Key: D
Chords used:
D - x00232
A - x02220
Bm - x24432
G - 320033
Em - 022000
Intro:
D---A---Bm---G--- x2
Bass Solo:
D--A--Bm--G- x2
D-A-Bm-G- x4
Beat Changes: D--A--Bm--G-- x2
Distortion: D--A--Bm--G-- x4
Verse 1:
D A
I talk to you every now and then
Bm G
I never felt so alone again
D A
I stop to think at a wishing well
Bm G
My thoughts send me on a carousel
D A Bm
Here I am standing on my own
G D
Not a motion from the telephone
A Bm
I know not a reason why
G
Solitudes a reason to die
Chorus:
D Em A G
Just you wait and see
D Em
As school life is a
A G
It is a woken dream
D Em A G
Aren't you feeling alone?
D
I guess its just another
Em
I guess its just another
A
I guess its just
G
another night alone
Interlude: D--A--Bm--G-- x2
Verse 2:
D A
Now as I walk down the street
Bm G
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
D A
Buying food every once in a while
Bm G
But not enough to purchase a smile
D A
A tank of gas is a treasure to me
Bm G
I know now that nothing is free
D A
I talk to you every now and then
Bm G
I never felt so alone again
Interlude: D--A--Bm--G-- x4
(Repeat Chorus)
End on D(hold)
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2.) M+Ms
Key: E
Chords used:
E - 022100
B - x24442
C#m - x46654
A - x02220
F#m - 244222
Intro: E--B--C#m--A-- x2
Verse 1:
E B
You and I should get
C#m A
away for awhile
E B
I just want to be
C#m A
alone with your smile
E B
Buy some candy and cigarettes
C#m A
and we'll get in my car
E B
We'll blast the stereo and
C#m A
we'll drive to Madagascar
Chorus:
F#m A
Because when I'm with you
E B
there's nothing I wouldn't do
F#m A E B
I just want to be your only one
F#m A
I'm grasping out at straws
E B
thinking back to what I saw
F#m
That night on the floor
A E B
when we were all alone
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 2:
E B C#m A
My love life was getting so bland
E B
There are only so many ways
C#m A
I can make love with my hand
E B
Sometimes it makes me want to
C#m A E B
laugh Sometimes I want to
C#m A
take my toaster in the bath
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: E--B--C#m--A-- x4
Outro:
E B C#m A
Who's gonna be the odd man out?
E B C#m A
I dont wanna to be the odd man out
E B C#m A
Is this going to be the end
E B C#m
Or are you going to be
A E(hold)
My new girlfriend?
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3.) Fentoozler
Key: B
Chords used:
B - x24442
F# - 244322
E - 022100
C#m - x46654
Ebm - x68876
Intro:
B--F#--B--E--B--C#m--E--E-Ebm-C#m x2
Verse 1:
B
At the risk of
F#
sounding rude
B
Just who the f**k do
E
you think you are
B
To tell me what you
C#m E E Ebm C#m
expect of me today
B
Well you can take
F#
your attitude
B
You're out of luck
E
you've gone way too far
B
If you think there's
C#m E E Ebm C#m
any chance I'm gonna stay
Chorus:
C#m E
How long can I string you along
B F#m
How little of myself can I give
C#m E B E
And still make you believe I care
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 2:
B F#
At the risk of sounding trite
B
Just why the f**k do
E
you think you're right
B
About every little
C#m E E Ebm C#m
thing that you say
B
And do you think
F#
that it is right
B
For Tom to spend
E
another night
B
Writing songs
about all the
C#m
people he thinks
E E Ebm E
are gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Guitar Solo:
B--F#--B--E--B--C#m--E--E-Ebm-C#m x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro: B--F#--B--E(hold)
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4.) Touchdown Boy
Key: E
Chords used:
E - 022100
Ebm - x68876
C#m - x46654
B - x24442
A - x02220
G#m - 466444
F#m - 244222
E/G# - 476xxx
Intro: E--E-Ebm-C#m-B--A-G#m-F#m x6
E--C#m--B--A-- x2
E--B--A--E-- x2
E--A--E/G#--F#m--E--A--B--
Verse 1:
Tom:
E C#m
There's this one guy
B
There's no one like
A
him in all the world
E C#m
Cause you can always see
B
Those girls down
A
on their knees
E C#m B A
In those dark sweaty rooms
E C#m
Planning out his thoughts
B A
He's waiting for just the right
Chorus:
Tom:
E B
One by one as they Walk
right through the door
A
they Keep on coming back I
E
Guess they just want more
E
He has fun fun fun and you
B
Might call him a whore but
A
Just look where he's at 'cause
E
He is the one that scores Go!
Interlude:
E--E-Ebm-C#m-B--A-G#m-F#m x4
Verse 2:
Mark:
E A
Well tom looks like
E/G#
he's passing the ball
To the tight end
Tom:
E
I wasn't sure if he
A
Knew that that tight
end used to be
A wide reciever but
E
uh little does he
Know yeah
Mark:
E
he wont be alone
B
this weekend
Tom:
A
I don't think that's
E/G#
funny that you say
E
That because uh like a dog
A B A
he's loyal to his bone
Verse 3:
Tom:
E C#m
I saw my friend there
B A
Out on the field today
E C#m
I asked him where
B
he's going he said
A
"All the way," now
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro:
E--E-Ebm-C#m-B--A-G#m-F#m x4
E(hold)
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5.) Strings
Key: D then C
Chords used:
D - x00232
A - x02220
Em - 022000
G - 320033
C - x32010
C/E - 032xxx
F - 133211
Intro: D--A--Em--G-- x4
Verse:
D
I would do anything
A
And that's what
scares me so bad
Em
Don't want to
G
live my life alone
Don't want to go
D
back to what I had
Don't want to spend
A
my life without
Em
All these special things
Don't want to walk
G
around Being tied
to anyone else's
Chorus:
C C/E F C C/E F
Striiiiiiiiiiings strings
C C/E F C C/E F
Striiiiiiiiiiings strings
Interlude: D--A--Em--G-- x2
(Repeat Verse and Chorus)
C(hold)--
Guitar Solo: D--A--Em--G-- x2
(Repeat Chorus)
End on C(hold)
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6.) Peggy Sue
Key: A
Chords used:
A - x02220
D - xx0232
E - 022100
F#m - 244222
G - 320033
Intro: A--D--A--E-D-A--
Verse 1:
A F#m
I know what it's like to be
D E F#m E
alone sitting in your room
A F#m
Listening to all those
D
doubts that your parents
E F#m E A
have to say to you
And as your head gets
F#m
all cluttered inside
D E F#m E
Try to stay awake
A F#m
Everything they say are lies
D
That's all the s**t that
E F#m E
you ever have to take
Chorus: () Chords in parenthesis are only done by bass
D A
So hold in all your aggressions
E(G) (F#m)
Because your grin-ding
(E) (D)
your teeth on down to
A E
The bottom of your
D
chin It's not easy or
A
so damn pleasing
E(G)
To not laugh at
(F#m) (E) (D)
everything they say as
A E
They tell you what to
be you're not alone
(Repeat Intro)
Verse 2:
A F#m
I know what it's like to be
D E F#m E
denied at everything you do
A F#m
It's not the same reason why
D
that Makes you change the
E F#m E A
things that you once knew
As your head gets all
F#m
cluttered inside
D E F#m E
Give more than you take
A F#m
Everything they say are lies
D
That's all the s**t that
E F#m E
you ever have to take
Interlude:
Bass Solo: A--E-D- x2
Bridge:
A
You say you want to take off your
E D
shoes to Walk barefoot down the street
A
Just to be the things that you can
E D
be Just live for one more week go!
Interlude: A--E-D- x2
A
You say you want to take off your
E D
shoes to Walk barefoot down the street
A
Just to be the things that you can
E D
be Just live for one more week
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro: A(hold)
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7.) Sometimes
Key: G
Chords used:
Em - 022000
C - x32010
G - 320033
D - xx0232
Intro: Em-C-G-D- x6
Verse 1:
Em C
Oh how I wish that
G D
they would last
Em C
Moments of peace that just
G D
slip through me so fast
Em C
Just when I think that
G D
they are gonna stay
Em C
Everything inside me
G D
just starts fading away
Chorus:
C
Sometimes it seems
G
like all I hope for
Just gets thrown
Em
down on the floor
And then it seems like
C
you don't love me anymore
C
Sometimes I wish that
G
I could run away
Em
Sometimes I wish I just
C
had something to say
Interlude: Em-C-G-D- x4
Verse 2:
Em C
She looks at me and doesn't
G D
know the words to say
Em C
Oh it's not you I just
G D
don't feel quite right today
Em C
All these things I say and
G D
do were never planned
Em C
But how the f**k am I supposed
G D
to make you understand that
(Repeat chorus)
Outro: Em-C-G-D- x2
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8.) Does My Breath Smell?
Key: C
Chords used:
C - x32010
G - 320003
F - 133211
G/B - x2x003
Am - x02210
Intro:
C G/B
Who makes up all the rules
F G/B
about those girls I want?
C G/B
Who tells them all to
F
laugh? Who tells them
G C
all to talk about me?
And I'm not sure what my
G/B F G/B
purpose is for being here
C G/B
Why do they why do they
F
Always kick me in
G/B(hold)
the groin when I come near
(And I'm not complaining it
just hurts after a bit)
Beat Changes: C--F--C--G-- x2
Verse 1:
C G/B
I don't know what I'm feeling
F G/B
I'm just so sick of seeing
C G/B
All those dumb lame
F G/B
and retarded broads
C G/B
Who often just sit kick back
F G/B
As I am not so relaxed
C G/B
I often wonder
F G/B
why they act so odd
Chorus:
F
Because no worse a time
G
When it's just your time to
C Am
Think you should make your move
F
It doesn't work cause you're
G
just a jerk with no excuse
Interlude: C--F--C--G-- x2
Verse 2:
C G/B
What about that situation
F G/B
All night procrastination
C G/B
Take her to the point when
F G/B
you lead her to her door
C
There is nothing
G/B
left there to say
F G/B
I guess you best
C
be on your way
G/B
But before you go you've
F G/B
got to do that chore
(Repeat Chorus)
Drum Solo
Interlude: C--F--G--F-- x2
Bridge:
C F
Please won't you buy
G
in I'm always trying
F
I keep on trying
C
There's only so much
F G F
pride that I can lose
C F
I hope that when you see me
G
You see right through me
F
Come on now honestly
C F
I'm so sick of ending
G F
up without a clue
Outro: C--F--C--G-- x2 C(hold)
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9.) Cacophony
Key: C
Chords used:
C - x32010
Am - x02210
F - 133211
Em - 022000
C/E - 032xxx
G/B - x2x003
Gsus - 320010
G - 320033
Intro:
Bass Solo: C/E-Gsus-Am-F- x2
Guitar: C/E-Gsus-Am-F- x4
Distortion: Am--F--Am--Gsus--F-
Guitar: C/E-Gsus-Am-F- x2
Verse 1:
C/E Gsus Am F
When you talk about tomorrow
C/E Gsus Am F
I'm not sure about today
C/E Gsus
when you tell me
Am F
that you love me
C/E Gsus Am F
what am I supposed to say?
Chorus 1:
Am F
Sometimes I don't feel
Am Gsus F
the same way as you feel
Interlude: C/E-Gsus-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
C/E Gsus Am F
Words like forever
C/E Gsus Am F
they scare the s**t out of me
C/E Gsus Am F
maybe I'm afraid of commitment
C/E Gsus
maybe you're too
Am F
distracted to see that
(Repeat Chorus)
Beat Changes: C--F--C/E--F-G- x2
Bridge:
C Am
I think of all the things that I'd
F
say to you if I had the chance again
C Am
I think of all the things that I'd
F C Am
scream but I think it's for the best
F
that you and I just don't connect and
C Am F G/B
things are never quite what they seem
Interlude: C--F--C/E--F-G- x2
Refrain:
Em F C
Will there ever be someone
G
to give her heart to me
Em F C
or would I be to blind to see
Em F
it I wouldn't make a sound
C G
I'd keep it underground
Em F
It always seems like
C
I'm running around around
G G/B
running around around round
Interlude: C--F--C/E--F-G- x4
Chorus 2:
Am F
Sometimes I don't feel
Am Gsus F G/B C(hold)
the same way as you feel
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10.) TV
Key: F then C
Chords used:
F - 133211
Gm - 355333
Am - x02210
Bb - x13331
C - x32010
A - x02220
Intro:
Bass Solo: F--Bb-- x4, F-Bb-Gm-Bb- x2
Distortion: F--Bb-- x4, F--Gm--Am--Bb--
Verse 1:
F
When I'm at work ya I always
Bb
rush right home for lunch
F
So I can check out what's
Bb
up on the Brady Bunch
F
And when I'm walking through
Bb
the front door at night
F
I gotta see who's winning on
Bb
The Price is Right oh
Chorus:
F Bb
I never dreamed that
Gm Bb
I'd spend my days
F Bb
Staring at some tube
Gm
emitting cathode
Bb F Bb Gm Bb
rays
F Bb Gm Bb
I need my TV
Verse 2:
F
What's happening in this
Bb
world I don't care at all
F
But it better not pre-empt
Bb
Monday Night Football
F
I can't even come up
Bb
with my own views
F
I'm taught how to think
Bb
from the evening news oh
(Repeat chorus)
Interlude: C--A--G--C-- x2
Bridge:
C
La la la la la
Am
La la la la la
G
La la la la la
C
La la la la la
(Repeat)
Outro: F--Bb-- x4, F--Gm--Am--Bb- x2, F(hold)
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11.) Toast And Bananas
Key: A
Chords used:
A - x02220
E - 022100
F#m - 244222
D - xx0232
C#m - x46654
Intro:
My pants are rough right
A E
now Do you wanna know
F#m
what I think of you?
D
Cause you're not the way
A
I thought you should be
E
To take back what you said
F#m
It's time to fix it's
D A
time to fix your head
E
And now all alone
F#m
one's less than two
D
I've never been better
A
off living lonely
E
To listen to what you say
F#m D(hold)
I couldn't care less
of what you say
Beat Changes: A--C#m-D x8
Verse 1:
A E F#m
What did you think of me acting this way
D
I guess you never really thought at
A E
all Is that what you call your brain?
F#m D A
Is that why I call you hang up on me?
E
I wanted to know I don't want to
F#m D
lose And now I'm a man who's just
A E
living small Listen to what you say
F#m D
I couldn't care less of what you...
Chorus 1:
A E
...Say To me as I walk alone I'd
F#m D
Much rather be riding prone then
A E F#m D
To be just another one you are lame too
Interlude: A---C#m-D-- x4
Verse 2:
A E F#m
I wanted to know I don't want to lose
D
But now I'm a man who's just living
A E
small To listen to what you say
F#m D
I couldn't care less of what you...
Chorus 2:
A F#m
...say to me As I tune
D
you out of my mind
A
Won't bend over backwards or
F#m D
Take another step ahead to
E
Hear from you again Don't
A E
talk to me as I walk alone I'd
F#m D
Much rather be riding prone than
A E F#m D
Be just another one you are lame too
Guitar Solo: A--E--F#m--D-- x4
Chorus 3:
A
Don't talk to me as I
F#m D
tune you out of my mind
A
I Won't bend over backwards or
F#m D
Take another step ahead to
E
Hear from you again Don't
A E
talk to me as I walk alone I'd
F#m D
Much rather be riding prone than
A E F#m D
Be just another one you are lame too
End on A(hold)
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12.) Wasting Time
Key: E
Chords used:
E - 022100
B - x24442
C#m - x46654
A - x02220
Intro: E-A-C#m-B- x2
A-E-C#m-B--x3, A-E-C#m--B--A----
E-A-C#m-B- x2
Verse 1:
E
I'm wasting time
A
thinking about a girl
C#m
And stealing her
B
away from her world
E B
She and I would run
C#m
away I think of all the
B
things that I'd say
E
We'd talk about
A
important things
C#m
And I picture it
B
in my dreams
E
She'd teach me
A
about modern art
C#m
And I'd show her
B
it's okay to fart and
Chorus:
A E
Maybe I'd impress her
C#m B
By being in a band and
A E
Maybe if I act real tough
C#m B
She'd let me hold her hand
A E
and Maybe I'll win her heart
C#m B
By writing this song about her
A E
Sometimes I sit at home and
C#m
Wonder if she's sitting at home
B
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
A
Sitting at home thinking about
her Or am I just wasting my time
Interlude: E-A-C#m-B- x2
Verse 2:
E
Remembering how she
A
laughed at Kinko's
C#m B
When I made fun
of that guy
E
Remebering the
A
look she gave me
C#m
When I told her
B
that I used to fry
E
I really want
A
to ask her out
C#m
But my ego could
B
never take it
E
And even if I
A
got the balls
C#m
You know that the
B
Cougar would never
A E
make it ohh I
C#m
And in my town you
B A E C#m B
can't drive naked
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro:
E A C#m B E A C#m
Am I just wasting my time
B E A C#m
Am I just wasting my time
B
Am I just wasting my
E A C#m
time Wasting my time
B A(hold) E(hold)
thinking about a girl
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13.) Romeo And Rebecca
Key: A then C
Chords used:
A - x02220
Bm - x24432
C#m - x46654
D - xx0232
E - 022100
C - x32010
G - 320003
Em - 022000
F - 133211
F#m - 244222
Intro: A-Bm-C#m-D- x4
Bass Solo: A-Bm-C#m-Bm- x
Verse 1:
A E
Walking through the grass
F#m
Another blade next to
E A
you from the ground
E
As the wind does pass
F#m E
I notice as you feel
A
the breath of my shout
E F#m
Your words are kind The
E
kind that repeatedly say
A E
no But that's alright
F#m E
I'm older than you
so I've got...
Chorus 1:
C
...time What have you
Am
said reach out your
G
hand There's a black
F C
shadow on my wall
Am
But as I look into my mind
G F
I can see that girls
are a waste of time
Verse 2:
A E
We've all seen the bridge
F#m
A broken seam and a
E A
girl on one side
You think your
E
words will work
F#m E
They only work when you lay
A
down and close your eyes
E
I thought of all the lines
F#m E
All the right ones used
A
at all the wrong times
E
But that's alright
F#m
Depression's just a
E
sarcastic state of...
Chorus 2:
C
...mind What have you
Am
said reach out your
G
hand There's a black
F C
shadow on my wall
Am
But as I look into my mind
G F
I can see that girls
are a waste of time
Interlude: C-G-Em-D- x2
Bridge:
A Bm C#m D
I don't want to live alone
A Bm
I don't want to live in
C#m D
My broken dreams of you
A Bm C#m
I don't want to live a---lone
D
with My broken dreams of you
A Bm C#m
I don't want to live a---lone
D
with My broken dreams of you
Outro: A-E-F#m-E- x2 A(hold)
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14.) Ben Wah Balls
Key: D
Chords used:
D - xx0232
A - x02220
Bm - x24432
G - 320033
Intro:
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
D Bm
Passively one day as the
A G
sun rose out of it's house
D Bm
So did this little old guy as
A G
he whistled out of his mouth
D Bm
And happily and gay Well
A G
I guess not exactly that
D Bm
Because he found a special girl
A G
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
D G
He fell in love so quickly
D Bm A D
What the hell was he to expect
Bm
That the girl under his
A G
arm wasn't the same
D G D
As any other girl That he
Bm A D
had thought that he once met
A G
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
D Bm
Things started getting
A
weird as they started to
G D Bm
kiss She often felt his
A
beard and remembered
G
how her father she'd missed
D Bm
And then quietly one day
A
He sang a song from
G
deep within his heart
D Bm
Causing some ingestion
A
He finished with a
G
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
D G
She knew at that one moment
D Bm
That song was something
A D
she'd heard before
D Bm
So she asked him
A G
to do it again
D G
Then out the door they hurried
D Bm A D
She was gonna find out for sure
Bm A G
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
D
She said When I was a little
Bm A G
girl my dad left my mom
D Bm
He used to always fart and
A G
sing this special song
D Bm
Now I wasn't quite so sure
A G
until your pants did fall
D Bm
Cause now I know that you're my
A G
dad because you use ben wah balls
D
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
Bm A G
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
D Bm
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
A G
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)
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15.) Just About Done
Key: G
Chords used:
Em - 022000
G - 320033
F# - 244322
B - x24442
Bb - x13331
Intro: Drumbeats
Em--Em-G-Em-F#-B--G-F#-
Em--Em-G-Em-F#-Bb--G-F#-
Em--Em-G-Em-F#-B--G-F#-
Em--Em-G-Em-F#-Bb--G-F#-
Em-G-F#-Em- x8
Verse:
Em
Just about done with your
butt we'll let you know
Em(Bass Line)
HEY!
Just about done with your
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your
butt we'll let you know
Just about done with your
butt we'll let you know
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16.) Depends
Key: D
Chords used:
D - xx0232
A - x02220
G - 320033
Intro:
(1..2..1.2.3.4!!!)
Verse 1:
Tom:
D
I don't want to
A G
urinate on myself
D
I don't want to
A G A
urinate on anyone else
D A
Well, I guess that really
G
doesn't matter anymore
D A
Because I can't control
G A
my bladder anymore
Chorus 1:
Tom:
D G A
Well I guess
D G
it all depends
Mark:
undergarments
Tom:
D G A
Well I guess
D G
it all depends
Mark:
undergarments
Tom:
A
Step back in the
D A G
light No more soiled
A
nights alone But
D
I guess I don't
G
have a care
A
Because there's not a
load in my underwear
Verse 2:
Mark:
D A
I'm sick of offending everyone
G
I meet (go go go go)
D A
I'm sick of crying myself to
G A
sleep on rubber sheets (go)
D A G
I had an accident today
D A
I left a soiled bus seat
G A
I didn't know what to say
Chorus 2
Mark:
D G A
But I guess
D G
it all depends
Tom:
undergarments
Mark:
D G A
Well I guess
D G
it all depends
Tom:
undergarments
Mark:
A
Step back in the
D A G
light No more soiled
A
nights alone Well
I guess I didn't
D
I have to care
G
if I don't have a
A D(hold)
load in my underwear
Tom:
Uh anyway uh well
as I was saying
my dog nice dog
bending over uh
If you dropped your keys
you'd bend over too
Scott:
Uh so uh well
uh just wanna say
thank you all for
coming to the sperm
bank Do you have a
question there?
Mark:
s**t Scott That aki-mofo
be messing with
my lady gotta be
running cold upsidedown
his head you know
what I'm sayin mans? Hey
holmes I can dig it
that brotha ain't
gonna pick up on you
man i say hey Scott,
So to say i want to say
pretty J I did the
same-ol same-ol
hey knock yourself
on a post lick
the gray metal fat man
before he was down
I take tcb'in man
Hey you know what they
say you see about to
get that bottie yacker
you lay her down
and slackum yackum
cold gotta be ya
know man s**t
Tom:
Uh are you uh
feelin' all right?
Mark:
Oh man jamofoba lay me
to the bone and
she's jackin me
up tightly!
Alright Get out the
scissors and get in place
Ready? Now start choppin
Tom:
Hey man someone spotted
me it's heavy!
Mark:
Alright now heave
it on down here!
(sound of someone or something
falling down the stairs)
Tom:
Okay it's all the
way down there!
Mark:
Aw who taught you how to
throw the dick down the stairs?