Key: D
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
D - xx0232
A - x02220
G - 320033
Intro:
(1..2..1.2.3.4!!!)
Verse 1:
Tom:
D
I don't want to
A G
urinate on myself
D
I don't want to
A G A
urinate on anyone else
D A
Well, I guess that really
G
doesn't matter anymore
D A
Because I can't control
G A
my bladder anymore
Chorus 1:
Tom:
D G A
Well I guess
D G
it all depends
Mark:
undergarments
Tom:
D G A
Well I guess
D G
it all depends
Mark:
undergarments
Tom:
A
Step back in the
D A G
light No more soiled
A
nights alone But
D
I guess I don't
G
have a care
A
Because there's not a
load in my underwear
Verse 2:
Mark:
D A
I'm sick of offending everyone
G
I meet (go go go go)
D A
I'm sick of crying myself to
G A
sleep on rubber sheets (go)
D A G
I had an accident today
D A
I left a soiled bus seat
G A
I didn't know what to say
Chorus 2
Mark:
D G A
But I guess
D G
it all depends
Tom:
undergarments
Mark:
D G A
Well I guess
D G
it all depends
Tom:
undergarments
Mark:
A
Step back in the
D A G
light No more soiled
A
nights alone Well
I guess I didn't
D
I have to care
G
if I don't have a
A D(hold)
load in my underwear
Tom:
Uh anyway uh well
as I was saying
my dog nice dog
bending over uh
If you dropped your keys
you'd bend over too
Scott:
Uh so uh well
uh just wanna say
thank you all for
coming to the sperm
bank Do you have a
question there?
Mark:
s**t Scott That aki-mofo
be messing with
my lady gotta be
running cold upsidedown
his head you know
what I'm sayin mans? Hey
holmes I can dig it
that brotha ain't
gonna pick up on you
man i say hey Scott,
So to say i want to say
pretty J I did the
same-ol same-ol
hey knock yourself
on a post lick
the gray metal fat man
before he was down
I take tcb'in man
Hey you know what they
say you see about to
get that bottie yacker
you lay her down
and slackum yackum
cold gotta be ya
know man s**t
Tom:
Uh are you uh
feelin' all right?
Mark:
Oh man jamofoba lay me
to the bone and
she's jackin me
up tightly!
Alright Get out the
scissors and get in place
Ready? Now start choppin
Tom:
Hey man someone spotted
me it's heavy!
Mark:
Alright now heave
it on down here!
(sound of someone or something
falling down the stairs)
Tom:
Okay it's all the
way down there!
Mark:
Aw who taught you how to
throw the dick down the stairs?
