Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Tracklist:
1.) Pathetic
2.) Voyeur
3.) Dammit
4.) Boring
5.) Dick Lips
6.) Waggy
7.) Enthused
8.) Untitled
9.) Apple Shampoo
10.) Emo
11.) Josie
12.) A New Hope
13.) Degenerate
14.) Lemmings
15.) I'm Sorry
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1.) Pathetic
Key: B
Chords used:
B/Eb - x698xx
E - 022100
B - x24442
G#m - 466444
F# - 244322
Intro: B/Eb-E-B-- x3 B/Eb-E-
Verse 1:
Mark:
B
I know I'm pathetic
I knew when she said it
Tom:
F# E
A loser a bum's what she called
me when I drove her home
Mark:
B
There's no more waiting
and sure no more wasting
Tom:
F#
I've done all I can but she
E
still wants to be left alone
Mark:
B
You got you got you
F#
got to help me out
Tom:
E
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
B
No one no one no
F#
one likes a drop-out
Tom:
E
Mistakes are hard to undo
Chorus 1:
Mark:
G#m B F#
Don't pull me down
B
this is where I belong
Tom:
E
I think I'm different but
I'm the same and I'm wrong
Mark:
G#m B F#
Don't pull me down
B
this is where I belong
tom:
E
I think I'm different
this is where I belong
Interlude: B/Eb-E-B-- x3 B/Eb-E-
Verse 2:
Mark:
B
I think it's disgusting
believing and trusting
Tom:
F#
If I gave a f**k there would
E
be nothing for me to prove
Mark:
B
Although it's amusing
it's slightly confusing
Tom:
F#
I've done all I can but her
E
ego is still hard to move
Mark:
B
You got you got you
F#
got to help me out
Tom:
E
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
B
No one no one no
F#
one likes a drop-out
Tom:
E
Mistakes are hard to undo
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: B/Eb-E-B-- x4
G#m--B-F#--B-E--
Chorus 2:
Mark:
G#m B F#
Don't pull me down
B
this is where I belong
Tom:
E
I think I'm different
B(hold)
this is where I belong
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2.) Voyeur
Key: C
Chords used:
C - x32010
Am - x02210
F - 133211
G - 320003
Verse 1:
C
And when the day ends
Am F
I'm sure she feels sorrow
C
The lonely guy I am I
Am F
wait for her to change
C
I've been here two days
Am F
I'll sure be here tomorrow
C
I'd eat her all if she
Am F
were on my dinner plate
Chorus:
(and I wish)
G F C F C G
I wish she'd be more kind now
G F
I'm out of luck cause the
C G
shades are pulled down
F
I've seen everything
C G
there is to be shown
F C F C G C F C G
I followed her all the way home
Verse 2:
C
I can't be too cool in a
Am F
tree with my pants down
C
The air is cold and I've
Am F
got splinters in my feet
C
She caught me once but I
Am F
don't think that she cares
C
now Unlike before her view
Am F
is now blocked by a leaf
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
C F
I bet this last time's
G F
the one time too many
C F
The rush of waiting is
G F
burning through my head
C F
Right after supper her
G F
brother shower's twice a
C F
week He kicks my a*s so much
G F G
that filthy white inbred
Verse 3:
C
I've made mistakes by
Am F
looking in the wrong window
C
Her dad is big and I've
Am F
never seen his face
C
I've been here two days
Am F
and I'll sure be here tomorrow
C
My lady's so sweet she
Am F
likes to entertain
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Bridge)
Mark: Bass Solo
F-C-G-F-C x6
Outro: C-F-C-G x2, C(hold)
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3.) Dammit
Key: C
intro: C-G-Am-F- x4
C G
its all right to tell me
Am F
what you think about me
C G
i won't try to argue
Am F
or hold it against you
C G
i no that your leaving
Am F
you must have your reason
C G
the season is calling
Am F
your pictures are falling down
(INTRO)x2
C G
the steps that i retrace
Am F
the sad look on your face
C G
the timing the structure
Am F
did you here i f****d her
C G
a day late a buck sort
Am F
i'm riding the report
C G
i'm losing and fading
Am F
when i move i'm failng
(The chords C,G,Am,F play through the whole
song so you also play it in the chorus)
Chrous:
it will happen once agin
your turn to a friend
someone to understand
whos got a master plan
put everybodys gone
and i've been here for to long
to face this on your own
WELL I GUESS THIS GROWING UP
VERSE:
and maybe i'll see you
at a movie sneak preview
you show up and walk by
in the arm of that guy
and are smile to your way
the retay the showray
its O-K it won't last
we he's gone
i won't come back
(Chrous)
(intro) x4
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4.) Boring
Key: A
Chords used:
A - x02220
Bm - x24432
A/C# - x476xx
D - xx0232
E - 022100
G# - 466544
C#m - x46654
Intro: A--E- x4
A-Bm-A/C#-D-E-Bm-A-Bm-
Verse 1:
A A/C# F#m D
You don't need nothing
E A/C# E D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
A A/C# F#m D
Don't wait for me to help you
E A/C# E D
It's too late for any of my advice
Chorus:
A-C#m-G#-D E
No trust
A-C#m-G# D E
All I got is lies
A-C#m-G#-D E
Boring
A-C#m-G#-D E
All right
Interlude: A-Bm-A/C#-D-E-Bm-A-Bm-
Verse 2:
A A/C# F#m D
Misplaced your values
E A/C# E D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
A A/C# F#m D
Don't sit there and act humble
E A/C# E D
I've heard your story a thousand times
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: A--D-E x4
Bass Solo: A-C#m-G#-D-E
Outro: A-C#m-G#-D-E-A(hold)
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5.) Dick Lips
Key: A
Chords used:
A/C# - x476xx or x42220
D - xx0232
A - x02220
E - 022100
F#m - 244222
Intro: A/C#--D--A--E-- x2
Verse 1:
A
Please mom You ground
me all the time
D
I know that I was
E
right All along
A
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
D
I know not what I
E
did Just having fun
Refrain:
A/C#
You couldn't wait
D
for something new
A
And yesterday
E
I thought of you
A/C#
It left me to think as
D
if I couldn't walk away
A E
It's too late I fell through
Chorus:
F#m D
Nothing to lose
A
A boy who went out
E
when he finished
all his chores
F#m D
Nothing to do
A
They can't trust me because
E
I blew it once before
Interlude: A/C#--D--A--E-- x2
Verse 2:
A
s**t dad Please
don't kick my
D
a*s I know I've
seen you trashed
E
At least one time
A
Can I blame it
On one of my
dumb friends
D
It's been awhile
Since I have
E
used that line
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Alright)
Interlude: A--D-A/C#-E--D- x4
A-- x4
(Repeat Chorus)
end on A(hold)
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6.) Waggy
Key: A
Chords used:
A - x02220
F#m 244222
D - xx0232
Bm - x24432
E - 022100
Intro: A--, A--F#m-D x2
Verse 1:
A
Watching your house shrink
F#m
away in my rear view mirror
D A
As I drive away Wishing that
I could take back all those
F#m
words that meant nothing
D A
That I didn't say I'm trying
F#m D
to be what you want me to be
A
But it's so damn hard to
keep playing the part of
F#m D
the fool Week after week
Chorus 1:
F#m D
I think you need
Bm
some time alone
F#m D
You say you want someone
A
to call your own
F#m D
Open you eyes You can
Bm
suck in your pride
F#m
You can live your
D
life all on your own
Interlude: A--F#m-D x2
Verse 2:
A
Is this all going to
be just another time
F#m D
That we play this game
A
I've tried to convince you
that things could be different
F#m D
but somehow they end up the same
A
But what did you expect from me
F#m D A
What am I supposed to do You say
that you're starting to feel
like you're getting
F#m D
lost Well I do too
Chorus 2:
F#m
I don't want to
D Bm
live this lie again
F#m D
I know I'll get it right
A
but I don't know when
F#m D
I'll open my eyes I've
Bm
got something inside
F#m
I'll just jack off in
D
my room until noon
Bass Solo: A--F#m-D- x2
Interlude: A--F#m-D- x2
Outro:
A
It's never over
till it’s done
F#m
And I don't think
D
that you're the one
(Repeat x4)
A--F#m-D-A(hold)
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7.) Enthused
Key: D
Chords used:
D - xx0232
A - x02220
Bm - x24432
G - 320033
Em7 - 022030
Intro: D--A--Bm-A-G x2
Beat changes from slow to fast
D--Bm--A--G-A x2, D-Em7-G-A x2
D-A-G-A-
Verse 1:
D A G
Am I strungout crazy
A
or not allowed
D A
To be the one who
G A
gets stupid over you
D Em7 G
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback)
A D
maybe you're just on crack
Em7
Why am I the one who gets
G A
f****d up and confused GO!
Interlude: D-Bm-A-G- x4
D-Em7-G-A x2
Verse 2:
D Em7
She doesn't care at all
G A
She doesn't care at all
D Em7
She doesn't care about those
G A
times we never shared at all
Interlude: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Verse 3:
D Bm
If I were the last
A G
Of the few who always ask
D
Would you still be the
Bm A G
same person that I knew
D Bm
And if it's for me
A(hold)
Another boring story
D Bm A G
I swear I'll act enthused
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
D--A--Bm-A-G--D--A--Bm-A---D--D(hold)
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8.) Untitled
Key: B
Chords used:
B - x24442
E - 022100
F# - 244322
G#m - 466444
Intro: B--E-F#- x2
Verse 1:
B
I think of awhile ago
E F#
We might have had it all
B
I was so stupid then
E F#
You needed time to grow
B
But now just as things change
E F#
As well my feelings do
B
In time things rearrange
E F#
I am so sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
G#m E
But what do I get cause
B
just seem to lose
F#
You make me regret those
G#m
times I spent with you
E
And playing those games
B
as I wait for your call
F#
And now I give up so
E
goodbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
B-G#m-F#-E- x2
Verse 2:
B
It's not a change of pace
E F#
This time I'll get it right
B
It's not a change of taste
E F# B
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
E F#
They were there when you cried
B
Didn't mean to hurt you
E
then Best friends just
F#
won't leave your side
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: B--E-F#- x4
Verse 3:
B
It's not a change of pace
E F#
This time I'll get it right
B
It's not a change of taste
E(hold)
I was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
G#m E
When I needed you most
B
When I needed a friend
F#
You let me down now
G#m
Like I let you down then
E
So sorry it's over
B F# B F# B F# B F# B(hold)
(ahh...)
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9.) Apple Shampoo
Key: C
Chords used:
C - x32010
G - 320003
Am - x02210
F - 133211
Dm - xx0231
Verse 1:
C
She didn't mean to
F G
deceive you believe me
C
But sometimes the
F G
hardest part is conceiving
Refrain 1:
Am
The good intentions
F
that you had
Now only came to
Am
this And although
she saw the mark
Dm F
The arrow missed
Verse 2:
C
It isn't exciting
F G
reciting the stories
C
Of kind words turned hurting
F G
when routine gets boring
Refrain 2:
Am
Both getting tired
F
of punk rock clubs
And both playing
Am
in punk rock bands
The start was
something good
Dm F
But some good
things must end
Interlude: C-F-G-F- x2
Verse 3:
C
And she said "It
F
could never survive
With such differing
G
lives One home one
F C
out on tour again
We may never come
F
back The strike of
G
a match The candle's
F
buring at both ends"
Interlude: C-F-G-F- x2
Verse 4:
C F
And now she knows too much
G
And I'm too f****d up
F
It's awkward trying
C
to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm
F
fine Show up right on
G
time But I know I'll
F
never be that cool
Refrain 3:
Am
I never wanted to hold you
F
back I'm just trying to hold
Am Dm F
on But my chance is gone
Chorus:
C G F
I know just where I stand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
C
I'll take what you're willing to
Dm
give And I'll teach myself to
F
live With a walk-on part
G
of a background shot
F G
From a movie I'm not in
Interlude: C-F-G-F- x2
Bridge:
C F G F
She's so important
C F G F
And I'm so retarded
Refrain 4:
Am F
And now I realize
Am
I should have kissed you in L.A.
But I drove home all alone
Dm F G
As if I had a choice anyway
Dm
Where are you coming from?
F
What are you running from?
G
Is it so hard to see?
Dm
And if you're feeling scared
F
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant
G
everything (everything)
You know that it meant
F G C F G F C F
everything to me
G
You know that it meant
F
everything to me
Outro: C-F-G-F- x2 C(hold)
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10.) Emo
Key: E
Chords used:
B x24442
C#m x46654
A x02220
E 022100
F#m x244222
G#m 466444
Esus4 022200
E/Bb 022300
E/B 022400
Intro E (x32)
E--F#m-A (x2)
Verse 1:
B C#m A B
One more time you will laugh without it
C#m A E
And he'll never try to give you more
G#m A E
And I don't care cause he is such a dick
G#m A B
He treats you like you a stupid whore
B C#m A
And it seems like things will never change
B5 C#m A E
You go on every cloud is in your way
G#m A E
And I know you feel empty all the time
G#m A E/B
You'll never listen to anything that I say
Chorus:
A C#m B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
A E/B
because she fell right off when all
A C#m-B
are said you know
A F#m
It's okay to just want more
Interlude: E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 2:
B C#m A B
Why leave when you claim it is love?
C#m A E
But why stay when you're not the only one?
G#m A E
She's proved she's strong
G#m A E/B
Be brave be strong.
(Rpeat Chorus)
Bridge:
E---Esus4---E/Bb---E/B
Bass part translated in guitar
B-E--F#m--A (x4)
Outro:
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
B E F#m A B
She's better off sleeping on the floor
E F#m A E
She's better off sleeping on the floor
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11.) Josie
Key: B
Chords used:
B - x24442
G#m - 466444
E - 022100
F# - 244322
C#m - x46654
Intro: B--x4,
Bass Solo:
B-G#m-E-- x3, B-G#m--E, B-G#m-E--
Verse 1:
Mark:
B
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
F# E
home when I'm too drunk to drive
B C#m
and she doesn't get all jealous
E
when I hang out with the
B
guys she laughs at my dumb
F# E
jokes when no one does
B
she brings me mexican food
C#m E
from Sombrero's just because
B
(yeah just because)
Verse 2:
Mark:
B
And my girlfriend
F# E
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
B
and she's so smart
C#m
and independent I
E
don't think she needs
B
me quite half as much
F# E
as I know I need her I
B
wonder why there's not
C#m E
another guy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
F# E
And when I feel like giving up
B
like my world is falling down
F# C#m
I show up at 3 am she's still
up watching Vacation and
E
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
B
I know that everything
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
Mark:
G#m F#
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
B
I know that everything
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
Mark:
G#m F# B
everything's gonna be fine
Verse 3:
Mark:
B
Yeah my girlfriend takes
F# E
collect calls from the road
B C#m
and it doesn't seem to matter
E
that I'm lacking in the
B
bulge she laughs at my
F# E
dumb jokes when no one does
B
she brings me mexican food
C#m E
from Sombrero's just because
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
B-G#m-E-- x3, B-G#m--E, B-G#m-E--
(Repeat Chorus twice)
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12.) A New Hope
Key: G
Chords used:
G - 320033
Am - x02210
C - x32010
D - xx0232
Em - 022000
F# - 244322
Intro: G--Am-G-Am--C--D-- x2
G---Am--C--D-- x2
Verse 1:
G C D
i've got her in my head
G C D
At night when i go to bed
Em
And I know it sounds lame
C D G
But she's the girl of my dreams
G C D
And of course I'd do anything for
G C D
her I'd search the moons of Endor
Em
I'd even walk naked through
C D G
the deserts of Tatooine
Chorus:
Am C
Princess Leia where are you tonight?
G Am G F# G Am G
And who's laying there by your side
Am
Every night I fall asleep with
C D
you And I wake up alone
Interlude: G--Am-G-Am--C--D--
G---Am--C--D--
Verse 2:
G C
And even though I'm not as cool
D G C
as Han I want to still be your
D Em
man You're exactly the kind
C D G
of Alderranian that I need
G C D
But when you were available
G C
I was drinking Colt 45's with
D Em
Lando I was hanging out in
C D G
the cantina on Moss Eisley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
G--Am-G-Am--C--D--G--Am-G-Am--C--
Interlude: plam mute
G---Am--C--D-- x2
Beat Changes Back:
G--D--C--Em-D- x3
G--D--C(hold)
Bridge:
Am C G Am G F# G Am G
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
Am C G Am G F# G Am G
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
(Repeat chorus)
End on G(hold)
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13.) Degenerate
Key: Bb
Chords used:
Bb - x13331
F - 133211
Dm - xx0231
Eb - x68886
Cm - X35543
Intro: Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
Bb F
Crossed the street
Dm Cm
Naked at night
Bb F Dm
Bent over to show
Cm
some moonlight
Bb F
Pulled out some beer
Dm Dm
and I gulped it down
Bb F
Nude in a gutter is
Dm Cm
how I was found
Bb F
Thrown in a police car
Dm Cm
and the door slammed
Bb F
No noise just silence
Dm
as I screamed my
Cm Bb
dick was jammed
F Dm
Now in prison for one
Cm
month no one to
Bb F
see All I got is
Dm Cm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
Bb F
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Eb F
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Bb
Took a shower cause I stunk
F
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Eb
Had my nuts attacked by rats
F
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Cm x2
Verse 2:
Bb F Dm Cm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Bb F Dm Cm
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bb F Dm Cm
Bent over to pick them up
Bb F Dm
Felt a twelve gauge right
Cm Bb
in my hum didi hum
F
The famer took me
Dm Cm
to his house
Bb F
Showed me the closet
Dm Cm
from the inside out
Bb F
The police came
Dm Cm
and took me away
Bb F
Saw Ben Dover again
Dm Cm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Cm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)
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14.) Lemmings
Key: B
Chords used:
B - x24442
F# - 244322
G#m - 466444
E - 022100
C#m - x46654
F#/Bb - x143xx
B/Eb - x698xx
Intro: B--
B-E-B-G#m-F#-G#m-E-- x2
Verse 1:
B
A freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
F#/Bb
It's f*****g with me
it's f*****g with you
E G#m
All's fair in love and war until
E
you say it isn't but you're wrong
B
Words on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
F#/Bb
dryer It means nothing
nothing is changing
E
La familia is dead and gone
G#m E
the children grew up and moved on
Chorus:
F# G#m
Is it too much to ask for the
E
things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is
F#
mine I wanted everything
G#m
I got it and now I'm
E
gonna Throw it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
B-E-B-G#m-F#-G#m-E-- x2
Verse 2:
B
Time fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly-bys on days
F#/Bb
When we were young and innocent
E
Elbow-drop Sundays when
G#m E
Mark Eaton got beat to s**t
B
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
F#/Bb
They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
E
I know it's for the best
G#m
but sometimes I wonder
E
Will I ever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
B--F#/Bb--E-G#m-E- x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
B-C#m-B/Eb-E x2
B-C#m-G#m-E x2
Outro:
B
You're gonna drown
C#m
in the mess you make
G#m E
Your self-inflicted hate
B
You turn your back on
C#m
the friends you lose
G#m
When they don't
E
follow all your rules
B
But people are
C#m
what they wanna be
G#m
They're not lemmings
E
to the sea
B
Maybe it's time you
C#m
looked at yourself
G#m
And stop blaming life
E B(hold)
on someone else
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15.) I'm Sorry
Key: A
Chords used:
A - x02220
E - 022100
F#m - 244222
D - xx0232
E/G# - 476xxx
Bm - x24432
Intro: A--E--F#m--D-- x2
Tom:
D A
Don't bide your time
E
Cause it is almost over
D
And I know you're down
D
And I'll see you around
A
And I know it hurts
E
But you're just getting older
D
And I know you'll win
E A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
E/G#--A-- x3, E/G#--A-Bm
A--D--Bm--D-E- x2
Verse 1:
Tom:
A E
Just yesterday
D E A
It always seemed like such a dream
E D
We're unstoppable indestructable
E A
Nothing happens to our machine
E
And there's no harm
D E A
At least nothing we can see
E D
As for you not so true
E
He couldn't choose where
his road would lead
Interlude: A--D--Bm--D-E- x2
Verse 2:
Tom:
A E D
What a loss You just
E A
lost all your sleep
E
And we've always thought
D E
That this could never
A
happen you see
E
That it's so hard
D E A
You gotta get up on your feet
E D
Cause the only way I gotta say
E
Is to move on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
D A
Don't bide your time
E
Cause it is almost over
D
And I know you're down
D
And I'll see you around
A
And I know it hurts
E
But you're just getting older
D
And I know you'll win
E
You'll do it once again
Interlude: A--E--F#m--D-- x2
Bridge:
Mark:
A
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
E
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
F#m
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
D
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
A E
This Happened to you
F#m D
This Happened to you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: A--D--Bm--D-E- x2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.
