Song: Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Artist: Blink 182
Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Tabbed by King Of The Eskimos, 6/28/01
^Note^ This is the funniest, coolest, and all around
best song off the new CD. The CD?s not bad, not as good
as e***a or Dude Ranch, but there are a few really good
songs (such as Stay Together For The Kids, f**k a Dog,
and The Time You f****d Grandpa). Anyways, this song?s rad.
Standard Tuning
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents
It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------|
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
And I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad?ll suck me off
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I?ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
I?ll never talk to you again
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven f*****g hotdogs
It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven f*****g hotdogs
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------|
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|
And he s**t s**t s**t his pants
He?s always fuckin shittin his pants
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
And I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad?ll suck me off
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I?ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
I?ll never talk to you again
And that's that. That's the whole song, 100 percent correct.
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Thanx for reading my tab, and good luck.
