Versuri Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was q***r So I Could Get Chicks

Album: Bloodhound Gang - One Fierce Beer Coaster



If your a*s is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my a*s
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was q***r so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
q***r guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not q***r I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was q***r so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
q***r guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not q***r I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was q***r so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was q***r so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
q***r guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
q***r guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
q***r guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not q***r I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not q***r I'm too ugly


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