C
always thought my movie
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would be a comedy
F G
not quite the tragedy that its become
C G
more slapstick than chickflick
F G
more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
F G F G
So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution
F
turn on the camera
Am
someone cue the extras
F G
hair and makeup to the set
C
because the big screen's callin
G
final casting call
F G
its your big shot baby your the next big star
C G F
on another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart
G
it's fallin apart
F G
headed for the cutting room floor
F G
and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl
