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He likes the airbrushed - Bromheads Jacket
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Tabbed by: Tieme
Email:tiemevanveen@hotmail.com
Tuning: E
Intro/Verse riff:
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|-------------------------|
A|-----------5-----------7-|
E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---|
Verse riff 4x:
Our Danny boy
He was a ladies man
Our Danny boy
Oh yes he had a plan
To find the perfect bird
And no he didnt mind if he had to try a few along the way
Oh no he didnt mind
Verse riff 4x:
Hed cruise around
The bars and clubs in town
Hed scout the birds
Hed look em up and down
Hed take his charm and then hed switch it on
He knew which buttons he had to press it didnt involve no web address
B
She might look good yeah
D
She might look nice
E G
She might have the perfect form
B D E G
But will you still want to squeeze those cheeks when shes 34?
Verse riff 2x
Verse riff 4x:
Extremely literate
you know in FHM
From nuts to loaded
He studies all of them
But he doesnt go near no not the top shelf
Cause bringing classy birds back to his flat dont wana see no filth
Verse riff 4x:
Like a young Michael Caine
Alfies the character
Or perhaps a bit more tough, like in Get Carter
Hell pull the women in
And then he'll spit them out
Unless shes got a chest
like Kelly Brook or Angelinas pout
B
She might look good yeah
D
She might look nice
E G
She might get inside your head
B D E G
But will she still be your Angelina Jolie when she farts in bed?
Verse riff + solo 4 x
B
Now hes found the perfect looking bird, Theyve moved in its 6 months on
D
Shes got the body of a celebrity Lying by him in a thong
B
Because He thought his plan was flawless he thought hed had it figured out
D
But after 6 months living with this chick shes turned into a lout
B D
Because she snores she farts yeah she burps then laughs
E G
She leaves her toenail clippings in the bath
E D E G
And our Danny boys thoughts confirm that she wont even be his other half
Outro riff:
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B|----------------------------------------------------|
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D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------5-----------7-----------5----------------|
E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5-5---|
Thats it,
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