Gm7 / C
Gm7 / Bb C
Gm7 / -
Gm7 / F Gm7
Gm7 C
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
Gm7 Bb C
You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Gm7
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
F Gm7
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Gm7 C
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Gm7 Bb C
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Gm7
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
F Gm7
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Eb Bb
We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb F
Custom kitchen deliveries
Gm7
We gotta move these refrigerators
C D E
We gotta move these colour TV's
Gm7 C
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Gm7 Bb C
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
Gm7
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
F Gm7
That little faggot he's a millionaire
Gm7 C
I shouldda learned to play the guitar
Gm7 Bb C
I shouldda learned to play them drums
Gm7
Look at that mama, she's got it stickin' in the camera
F C
Man we could have some fun
Gm7 C
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Gm7 Bb C
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
Gm7
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
F Gm7
Get your money for nothin' and chicks for free
Gm7 C
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Gm7 Bb C
You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Gm7
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
F Gm7
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Gm7 C Gm7 Bb C
Money for nothin' chicks for free
Gm7 F Gm7
Money for nothin' chicks for free 
