[Lyrics & Music (G. Holt)]
The honeymoons over and the loves gone sour
Her nagging has got you down
But you picked
the wrong way to deal with it
You chose to slap her around
When you exchanged your wedding vows
Nobody said "you may now fist the
bride"
Now that the little woman went and got her gun
The love ain't all that died
[Chorus:]
Jealousy
She knows you
can't live without it
The bullet's speed
Cutting right through all your bullshit
Wedded bliss
Begane for her when the bullet's
hit
Sixteen rounds in case she missed
Sealed with a fist
When she took your hand in marriage
It didn't mean right across
the face
Small woman, big man, it takes a lot of guts
You're just a pussy in the first place
But now that your wedding
chamber's
The one the bullet's in
Brave man, look at you, not so tough
When the hammer's cockin'
[Repeat
Chorus]
[1st Solo R. Hunolt]
[2nd Solo G. Holt]
The little woman had all the s**t that she could take
Her
intuition said "lock and load"
He-man, what's your plan to get out of this
She's gonna fill your a*s with bullet holes
Guess
who's bigger when she's squeezing the trigger
I got news, it isn't you
When they carry your body out over the threshold
You'll
wish you never said "I do"
[Repeat Chorus]