Hurt Feelings Chords - Flight Of The Conchords






Capo on 3, but without capo:

Em => Gm
C  => Eb
G  => Bb
D  => F


Em C G D

Some people say that rappers dont have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (Were rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say were not rappers.)


Some people say that rappers are invincible
Were vincible. (Were vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!

Em
I make a meal for my friends,
        
Try to make it delicious,
         C
Try to keep it nutritious,

Create wonderful dishes.
     G
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
   D
Nobody compliments the meal


Em           C                   G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
         
I feel like a prize a*****e
             D
No one even mentions my casserole.
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                           D
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles


Em
Heres a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
       C
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
    G
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
        D
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies size


Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                                    D
Im not gonna wear a ladies wetsuit Im a man!
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                      D
Get me a small mans wetsuit, please


        Em
Its my birthday, 2003
C                                  G 
Waitin for a call from my family
D (mute)
They forgot about me


Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                              D
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum

   Em
I call my friends and say, Lets go into town,
            C
But theyre all too busy to go into town
      G
So I go by myself, I go into town
        D
Then I see all my friends, theyre all in town


Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                     D
Theyre all lined up to watch that movie Maid in Manhattan.

         Em
Have you ever been told that your a*s is too big?
         C
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
         G
Have you ever been told youre mediocre in bed?
         D
Have you ever been told youve got a weird-shaped head?
         Em
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
       C
Once again, they forgot about J
         G
Were you ever called homo cuz at school you took drama?
         D
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?


Em                 C
Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper),
            G
Im crying tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper






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