The notes written within parentheses are the bassnotes played.
Spoken:
So, youre leaving, arent you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
Thats when I definitely knew
Cm Cm Cm/B
But if youre trying to break my heart, your plan is flawed from the start
Ab Fm Ab G
You cant break my heart, its liquid, it melted when I met you
Cm Cm/B Ab
And as you turn around to leave, dont turn back to me
Fm
Dont turn around and see if Im crying, Im not crying
C C/B Am
Im not crying, its just been raining on my face
C C/B
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please,
Am
Please dont tell my mates
C C/B Am
Im not crying, no, Im not crying
C C/B
And if I am crying, its not because of you
Am
Its because Im thinking about a friend of mine
Who you dont know who is dying, thats right, dying
Abm (B) (D)
These arent tears of sadness because youre leaving me,
(F#)
Ive just been cutting onions
C C/B Am
Im making a lasagna, for one
Fm
Oh, Im not crying, no!
C
Theres just a little bit of dust in my eye
C/B
Thats from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
Am
Im not weeping because you wont be here to hold my hand
For your information theres an inflammation in my tear gland
C
Im not upset because you left me this way
C/B
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
Am
Theyve been looking around, theyre like searching for you
Theyve been looking for you, even though I told them not to
Fm (Ab) (B)
These arent tears of sadness, theyre tears of joy
(D)
Im just laughing
C C/B Am Fm
Ha ha ha-ha ha
Fm
Sitting at this table called love
Fm
Staring down at the irony of life
C C/B
How come weve reached this fork in the road
Am
And yet it cuts like a knife?
C C/B
Im not crying
Am G
Im not crying
F
Im not cry-y-y-y-y
Fm C
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