You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute Chords - Flight Of The Conchords






Opening Chords Reggae Style
A  Am  Dm  E7

Ooohooooh
A  Am
Its a cold night, beneath the street light, theres a man whose pants are too tight.
Dm   E7
Oh no, his pants are too tight.

My pants are too tight.
A Am
He stands there, and empty stare, trying to make enough money for his cab fare home.
Dm      E7
He'll have to walk home tonight.

Don't have enough for the ride.
A       Am
The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool, he goes to work with only his one tool.
Dm    E7
You can put away your tool, Jermaine.

Chorus

C  G     F  
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
      G
No no no no no
C    G   F   G
You can say no, to being a man hoe. A male jigalo.
C  G     F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
      G
No no no no no
C    G  F      G
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, boy, bro, hoe.
C   G       F
He can not see his way out.
         G
I can not see my way out.
C G     F
He can't see his way out.
 G
Male prostitution seems to be my only option.
C G     F
He can't see his way out
G
I cannot see my way out.
C G     F
He can't see his way out.
G
No, no, no, no, no.

Verse

AAm
He sends cheep thrills, to pay expensive bills, but check your resume, you must 
have some other skills
DmE7
Do you have any other skills? Like typing?
A      Am
They see him, want him to please them, want him to play them, but they don't even pay him.
DmE7
Oh no, they don't think he's worth it at all.
A Am
Don't think I know when, he tries to bring them home, maybe that would be a way if he lived alone.
Dm   E7
Oh, you have a roommate Jemaine, don't bring them home.

Chorus

C  G     F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
      G
No no no no no
C    G         F   G
You can say no, to being a man hoe. A male jigalo.
C  G     F
You don't have to be, a prostitute.
      G
No no no no no
C    G  F G
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, boy, bro, hoe. 

Steel Drum Solo (same chords as chorus)