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Actorul american Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris implineste miercuri, 10 martie, 70 de ani. Nascut intr-un mic orasel din Oklahoma, el a servit in anii '60 in US Air Force, fiind trimis la o baza din Coreea de Sud. In aceasta perioada, Norris devine interesat in tangsudo, devenind cu timpul expert in arte martiale si fondand propria sa scoala de lupte, Chun Kuk Do ("Calea universala").
A devenit cunoscut dupa ce a jucat in numeroase filme, printre care "Way of the Dragon" (alaturi de Bruce Lee), "The Wrecking Crew", "Missing in Action", "Good Guys Wear Black", "The Octagon", "An Eye for an Eye", "The Delta Force" etc. Intre 1993 si 2001 a jucat in seria "Walker, Texas Ranger".
De-a lungul carierei sale, a castigat mai multe titluri importante in arte martiale.
Norris este un crestin devotat si un conservator declarat, donand sume mari de bani pentru mai multi candidati republicani. In 2008, Norris l-a sustinut pe Mike Huckabee in cursa republicanilor pentru Casa Alba. El este cunoscut pentru opiniile sale conservatoare, anti-avort, anti-homosexuali, fiind un sustinator al dreptului americanilor de a detine arme de foc.
In luna martie a anului trecut, Chuck Norris a afirmat ca va candida la presedintia statului liber Texas daca "lucrurile se vor deteriora" si a indemnat gruparile de dreapta din SUA sa se uneasca pentru "a salva natiunea".
Dupa alegerile din noiembrie 2008, Chuck Norris i-a trimis o scrisoare presedintelui ales Barack Obama in care ii cere acestuia sa respecte Constitutia, sa protejeze dreptul la viata si "sa nu faca greselile predecesorilor sai".
Ca urmare a imaginii sale de "dur", Chuck Norris a devenit personajul principal al unui adevarat fenomen online, care a debutat in 2005: "Chuck Norris facts" ii atribuie actorului diferite insusiri neverosimile.
Exemple:
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
