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Funny things II
« on: February 07, 2010, 05:29:09 pm »
Continuati aici sa postati filmulete, poze, etc. etc. sa ne radem pe noi.


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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 10:08:58 pm »
well...o sa postez si eu un clip
http://www.youtube.com/user/Fronk2107#p/u/23/sC2x3rju5UI
mi se par geniali tipii  :D ...daca nu-i stiti cu siguranta trebuie sa le vedeti clipurile de pe youtube.
asa si pun si o poza a15
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2010, 11:06:40 pm »
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 10:36:56 am »
Top 5


**LOCUL 5**
    Un tip da o spargere la un magazin. Dupa ce a luat toti banii, hotul
    a vazut o sticla de Scotch pe un raft si i-a cerut vanzatorului s-o
    bage si pe aceasta in punga. Vanzatorul a refuzat, motivand ca nu
    crede ca hotul are  varsta legala pentru a-i putea da alcool. Hotul
    a insistat ca are varsta, insa vanzatorul a replicat ca de fiecare
    data ca nu-l crede fara dovezi. Drept urmare hotul a scos permisul
    auto si i l-a aratat vanzatorului pentru  a-si dovedi varsta. Tipul
    a studiat bine actul, dupa care a recunoscut ca nu are dreptate si
    i-a dat hotului sticla. Dupa ce hotul a parasit magazinul,
    vanzatorul a sunat la politie si  le-a dat acestora numele si adresa
    din permis. Hotul a fost arestat dupa doua ore.

    **LOCUL 4**

    Un automobilist a fost prins de un radar care i-a inregistrat
    viteza  si i-a fotografiat si masina. A primit apoi prin posta o
    amenda de 40$ si o fotografie a masinii. In loc sa plateasca,
    automobilistul a trimis la politie o poza cu 40$. Cateva zile mai
    tarziu, a primit o scrisoare de la politie care continea o alta
    fotografie, de data aceasta fiind fotografiata o pereche de
    catuse. Soferul nostru a achitat imediat amenda.

    **LOCUL 3 ***
    *
    Este o poveste adevarata din San Francisco : Un barbat care vroia
    sa  jefuiasca Bank of America a intrat intr-o sucursala si a scris
    pe o foaie de depozit: "Acesta este un jaf armat. Pune toti banii in
    aceasta punga". In timp ce astepta la coada pentru a da biletul
    discret functionarului, s-a  gandit ca cineva l-ar fi putut vedea in
    timp ce scria biletul si ar fi putut  anunta politia. Drept urmare,
    a iesit din banca si a intrat in sucursala
    bancii Wells Fargo de peste drum. Dupa ce a ajuns la ghiseu, i-a dat
    nota  functionarului, care i-a raspuns ca nu poate da curs cererii
    deoarece mesajul este scris pe un bilet al Bank of America , si ca
    trebuie ori sa scrie mesajul pe un bilet Wells Fargo ori sa se
    intoarca la Bank of America. Dezarmat, tipul a zis doar "OK" si a
    plecat. A fost arestat cateva minute mai tarziu, in timp ce statea
    la coada  in sucursala Bank of America.

    **LOCUL 2**

    La inceputul acestui an, cativa angajati ai firmei Boeing s-au
    hotarat sa fure o barca de salvare pneumatica de la un Boeing 747.
    Au reusit sa o scoata din avion si sa o aduca acasa. La putin timp
    dupa aceea, au plecat intr-o excursie pe rau. Nu a trecut mult si au
    observat un elicopter al Pazei de Coasta care survola imprejurimile.
    Se pare ca semnalul radio de urgenta incorporat in astfel de barci a
    pornit automat atunci cand s-a
    umflat... Nu mai este nevoie sa mentionam ca respectivii nu mai
    lucreaza la Boeing.

    **LOCUL 1**
    Un student la medicina care efectua practica intr-un centru de
    toxicologie povesteste cum ca a fost sunat la un moment dat de o
    doamna foarte panicata care i-a spus ca si-a surprins fiica mancand
    furnici. Studentul a linistit-o, spunandu-i ca furnicile totusi nu
    sunt toxice si ca nu este nevoie sa o aduca pe fetita la
    spital. Calmata, doamna i-a mai povestit ca oricum luase masuri, si
    ca-i daduse copilului otrava pentru furnici, pentru a omori
    insectele pe care aceasta le inghitise deja.
    A fost momentul in care studentul i-a spus s-o aduca imediat la
    spital...

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 12:39:02 pm »
locul 4 mi se pare cel mai tare :)))))
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 03:24:45 pm »
Suna a legende urbane.
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2010, 09:56:49 pm »
cica apare un alt film cu oameni-lup a32 http://www.cinemagia.ro/filme/the-wolfman-17821/ partea funny mi se pare rolul jucat de actrita Alix Wilton Regan "fata mâncată pe jumătate"
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2010, 10:17:42 am »
Rezumat in... 5 sticle

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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2010, 12:21:49 pm »
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2010, 02:43:16 pm »

Are rap and black metal alike?
Rap: Obsessed with "keeping it real", an arbitrary set of rules
Black metal: Obsessed with "staying true", an arbitrary set of rules

Rap: Band members with fake names
Black metal: Band members with fake names

Rap: Complaints about oppression from white Christians
Black metal: Complaints about oppression from white Christians

Rap: Overly concerned with making money
Black metal: Overly concerned with not making money

Rap: Cheesy synthesizers
Black metal: Cheesy synthesizers

Rap: Barely in English
Black metal: Barely in English

Rap: Strong feelings about God
Black metal: Strong feelings about God  \m/

Rap: Black skin
Black metal: Black leather

Rap: 100 guest appearances on every album
Black metal: 100 side projects by every band member

Rap: Musicians arrested for murder
Black metal: Musicians arrested for murder

Rap: Closed-minded fanbase
Black metal: Closed-minded fanbase

Rap: Very expensive tennis shoes
Black metal: Very expensive leather boots

Rap: Imagery containing dogs
Black metal: Imagery containing wolves   a33

Rap: Negative portrayals of whites
Black metal: Negative portrayals of Jews

Rap: Rips off samples from pop music
Black metal: Rips off ideas from classical music

Rap: Videos with super-shiny floors and cars
Black metal: Videos with super-shiny swords

Rap: Imagery of the urban jungles
Black metal: Imagery of the bleak forests

Rap: Pride in geographic region
Black metal: Pride in geographic region

Rap: Pride in own race
Black metal: Pride in own race

Rap: Songs about hanging out
Black metal: Songs about hanging people 

Rap: Overly concerned with appearance
Black metal: Overly concerned with appearance

Rap: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
Black metal: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair

Rap: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
Black metal: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability

Rap: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics
Black metal: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics

Rap: Musicians face accusations of selling out
Black metal: Musicians face accusations of selling out

Rap: Unusual interest in ancestry
Black metal: Unusual interest in ancestry

Rap: Videos with scantily-clad women
Black metal: Promo photos with scantily-clad women

Rap: Booty Calls are a common theme
Black metal: A Call To Arms is a common theme   :D

Rap: Constantly drinking alcohol
Black metal: Constantly drinking alcohol

Rap: Axing people kweshuns
Black metal: Carrying battle axes

Rap: Bitching about being enslaved
Black metal: A bunch of bitches called Enslaved     a33
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2010, 02:47:52 pm »
CA-CA-TOA-RE!!!!!!!!!!!   :D :D :D :D :D

Dar sa nu zambim prea mult, nu-i trv:  abbath3


Ultima-i devastatoare  viking1
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2010, 02:52:49 pm »
de fapt e   gun3      viking1

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2010, 02:58:04 pm »
Cu ce ma, cu bulgari de baligar? Cu copite sectionate de reni? Ce-ai? :P
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2010, 02:56:04 pm »




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« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2010, 04:35:57 pm »
Simon's Cat 'Snow Business' (Parts 1 and 2)
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2010, 06:52:21 pm »
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2010, 03:01:39 pm »
Quote from: hell9level on February 10, 2010, 02:43:16 pm

Rap: Band members with fake names
Black metal: Band members with fake names



band member with fake faces, trebuia sa fie la black.

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2010, 07:19:03 pm »
tanti asta are ca hobby gradinaritu' ;D ;D

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2010, 09:33:04 am »
WTF :|....deci asta e ceva de genu' "greu de ucis"
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« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2010, 08:06:17 pm »
o melodie din copilaria de tabara de vara :P
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« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2010, 08:51:50 pm »
Quote from: mello on February 13, 2010, 09:33:04 am
WTF :|....deci asta e ceva de genu' "greu de ucis"



sau imposibil de ucis ...
oricum ... e dementiala :)))))
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« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2010, 10:05:47 pm »
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« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2010, 10:11:09 am »
Baron local:
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« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2010, 11:20:59 am »
 Haoleu asta e ruda cu Bercea Mondialu numai ca poarta crucea invers  ;D Imi si imaginez cum arunca cu euro la concertele black metal. Ii lipeste pe frunte la chitaristi  a14

 
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« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2010, 12:36:48 pm »
val day= juice day
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« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2010, 12:58:01 pm »
D'asta serbez io Ballantine's Day.
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« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2010, 01:13:11 pm »
chestia e pt curatatul asa numitelor "black holes"



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« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2010, 02:35:38 pm »
Cyanide & Happiness - The Race
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« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2010, 04:15:56 pm »
Blackened Thrash Metal:

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2010, 10:20:12 pm »
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing' ."

After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth. Ruined the whole fucking thing
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2010, 01:28:06 pm »
Arabi teroristi 

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2010, 02:06:42 pm »
Bah, aia a lu helu cu Slayer pe fundal e penala rau de tot, asta da drept la libera exprimare pe lumea asta. Trebe luat ca exemplu.
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« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2010, 03:57:24 pm »
Metal Fairy Tale:
There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon.
Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights...

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

* GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

* INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

* SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

* BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2010, 08:43:11 pm »
http://videonews.ro/action/viewvideo/37096/Palmuiala-profesoara-vs-politist-Profesoara-batausa-l-a-imbrancit-si-pe-reporterul-Antenei-3/

Ce a pus-o politaiu' la punct. Jap! Ca la carte.
Observati cum se aude palma lui pe langa palma ei. Ceva gen raport pistol cu apa-tanc. =))
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2010, 10:43:11 pm »
sometimes nothing is funny
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2010, 05:38:44 am »
1. E rotundă şi e cârnă şi cu capu-n jos atârnă!
2. Din carne e crescută, tare şi osoasă.
    O parte-i belită şi alta-i flocoasă.
3. Deget nu e, unghie n-are, dar atârnă-ntre picioare.
    Orişicine se întrece, s-o apuce şi s-o frece.
4. Cine se urcă, o bagă, o freacă, coboară, se spală şi pleacă?
5. Ce se plăteşte, se beleşte, se linge când e tare şi curge când e moale?
6. În faţă măreaţă, pe margine creaţă, în spate o lingi, în faţă o-mpingi.
7. Piele vie, piele moartă, dai din fund şi intră toată.
 
Răspunsuri:
1. Ghinda
2. Pana de gâscă
3. Ţâţa vacii
4. Coşarul
5. Îngheţata
6. Marca poştala, timbrul
7. Cizma

Dacă te-ai gândit la prostii să-ţi fie ruşine!
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2010, 08:04:39 am »
Si daca nu mi'e rushine ... ce ? :D
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2010, 08:13:49 am »
Pai e numa de bine, o abordare optimista are numai rezultate pozitive.
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2010, 09:55:06 am »
Blonda la bowling... a4

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2010, 10:19:38 am »
hai ma ca le are tipa :D
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2010, 01:08:53 pm »
PROASTELE PAMANTULUI


2 proaste se bat
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Offline PanaMV

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2010, 03:37:45 pm »
PEDOBEAR - I Love Little Girls



Am tot văzut ursul ăsta, da` nu ştiam care-i faza cu el  :P
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #44 on: February 16, 2010, 06:16:10 pm »
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\"Mda super tare black metalul, este una din putinele genuri muzicale, care o simti cu adevarat.\" - un om cu carte
""Cand eram mica, am vazut fum iesind dintr-o vaca. Ziceam noi, copiii, ca a intrat dracu' in ea."

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2010, 10:15:40 am »
deci trece trenu`:

 a3
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2010, 06:44:22 pm »
O doamna a dat plapuma la reparat si, vazind
ca se apropie sezonul rece si lucrarea nu
 este gata, a trimis urmatoarea scrisoare:

"Stimate Domnule Plapumar, va rog sa
 executati lucrarea asa cum ne-a fost intelegerea. Eu
 pun la dispozitia dvs. fata si dosul si, pe
 deasupra lina mea, pe care va rog  sa o
 scarmanati bine si sa o bagati toata, pentru ca imi
 place sa fie cit mai groasa si cit se poate de lunga,
 cind intind picioarele, sa nu iasa afara. Daca faceti
 lucrarea ca  lumea, v-o recomand si pe soacra-mea. Dinsei
 ii este rusine sa vina, ca nu stie ce sa
 faca cu dosul pina spala fata, care-i mult
 mai uzata. Va rog sa-i desfaceti
 toate incretiturile, ca sa nu se lase la lucru. A ei poate sa fie
 si mai scurta,
 dar sa fie groasa, ca baba e batrina , si se incalzeste greu... "
;D ;D ;D
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2010, 07:19:46 pm »
lab de la veterinari

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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2010, 07:28:06 pm »
ba, veche aia a lu vacarone, da de cate ori o citesc rad! are asa, un aer de perfect plauzibil incat chiar cred ca e. :D
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Re: Funny things II
« Reply #49 on: February 18, 2010, 05:25:39 am »
Röw & Fat Ed's Furry Fucking Guide To Metal


Not everyone likes metal! FUCK THEM!

There is one rule of metal: PLAY IT FUCKING LOUD!!!!

=))))  rockon1
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