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« on: March 03, 2008, 10:12:27 pm »
Sper ca n-a mai fost, ca e joc destul de intalnit pe forumuri.
Well, here goes.

Eu incep o poveste si fiecare o va continua cat mai interesant cu cateva cuvinte....sa vedem ce iese in final.

ehm...

Aseara ma plimbam pe o straduta...
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Re: Forum Story
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2008, 10:13:58 pm »
a fost
acu zace in arhiva
dar, daca lumile sunt de acord, mai tragem o runda.
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2008, 10:13:58 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2008, 10:15:44 pm »
oh, sorry then...n-am stat sa ma uit in toata arhiva.
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2008, 10:19:36 pm »
Merge man. La lumi noi, joace noi.
Colectia de aberatii bolnave si imfecte, iarna-primavara-vara-toamna-iarna de la mine da' si altii, ajteapta salivand sa se exhibe.  ;D
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Re: Forum Story
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2008, 10:22:31 pm »
Deci, cine se plimba pe o straduta?
Later Edit - daca e noapte, iese cu viol.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2008, 10:23:15 pm by crematory »
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2008, 10:23:29 pm »
Dar de fapt ti-ai dat seama ca dupa teoria relativitatii tu stai in loc, pamantul s emisca si de fapt Stradutza se plimba pe tine ...
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2008, 10:25:19 pm »
Hmmm, ce straduta perversa....
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2008, 10:25:30 pm »
dar te opii din cugetat si mai luai un fum din verde....
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Re: Forum Story
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2008, 10:27:09 pm »
Orice s-ar spune, tot cu viol se termina.
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 10:30:30 pm »
era asfintit. in dreapta mea era un lac, in stanga mea, o balta...
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Re: Forum Story
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2008, 10:31:06 pm »
am cazut si m-am udat, si de acolo violul :P
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2008, 10:34:44 pm »
m-am ridicat. eram ud(a) pana la piele. "pisici! o zi frumoasa se termina intotdeauna aiurea!"
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2008, 10:35:29 pm »
dar las' ca senatul upb imi va mai darui o zi asa frumoasa in ziua de dinaintea nuntii.
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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2008, 10:39:17 pm »
senatu' e corupt ti se pregateste ceva in timp ce violetul rasarituluil penetra cu ultraviolate  ale sale sisturi cristaline ce parca sopteau ...
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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2008, 10:41:23 pm »
"mi'e foame", iar tu te gandeai sa le dai o bucatica din nota muzicala castigata la fabrica de...
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« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2008, 10:42:00 pm »
barbierit oua...
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2008, 10:42:50 pm »
sopteau ca uberschwein va avea pe cap la upb o creata tampita, violata in dunare cu multe ocazii, dar...
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« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2008, 10:44:09 pm »
uite ca din capul strazii apare un jandarm...
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« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2008, 10:44:53 pm »
jucam cu tini baza, ia ghiceste cine-o dat!..
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2008, 10:46:37 pm »
si  isi scoase aka47 le in timp ce o  lovi pe pero babaca cu codu care era penal....
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« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2008, 10:47:32 pm »
si urla din toti rarunchii:
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« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2008, 10:49:07 pm »
AS DA ZILE DE LA MINE, SA II VAD PE METALLICA!!! :P
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« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2008, 10:50:21 pm »
Care e frumosi ca doua floare...cand ii vad balteloaru-mi moare
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« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2008, 10:50:57 pm »
dar daca tu, babo, imi dai scama ta, eu o sa...
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« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2008, 10:51:30 pm »
hi, hi, hi ...si io as da zile de la tine  ;D

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. Bah, lasati-ma sa postez !

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« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2008, 10:51:58 pm »
-ti dau  pana mea de la chitara de culoare
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« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2008, 10:52:26 pm »
Quote from: Lathspell on March 03, 2008, 10:50:57 pm
dar daca tu, babo, imi dai scama ta, eu o sa...

te violez.End of story.
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« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2008, 10:53:20 pm »
ntz, nu e end of story, ca baba avea herpes
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« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2008, 10:53:32 pm »
Epilog  ;D ca era jandarm si facea recurs la sindicat...
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« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2008, 10:55:36 pm »
pacat ca nu va intereseaza povestea scamei, a avut o viata foarte nenorocita...
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« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2008, 10:57:48 pm »
sclavagind la curtile boerilor pesedisti de pe valea Slobozuluiputred
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« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2008, 11:00:27 pm »
balosita de puroiu' ciufulit si maltratata inca de la varsta de 3 inch scamaticondrieni
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« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2008, 11:02:07 pm »
si cu tatuaj cu "LAMARELASUARE" pe spate
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« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2008, 11:03:47 pm »
si violata de un homosexual de cand era ata si silita sa asculte elton john, pana cand....
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« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2008, 11:06:05 pm »
ii iesea maioneza marca "Riemann" pe nas si simtea o durere'n
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« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2008, 11:06:54 pm »
sternocleistomaistoidian din cauza ca..
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« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2008, 11:07:58 pm »
... iesise din strafundurile iadului c-o...
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« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2008, 11:09:42 pm »
arsura la ochiul stang si o alergie la propria scama si plangea noaptea cu lacrimi de sperma pentru ca....
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« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2008, 11:11:38 pm »
era plina de sperma din talpi panan...
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« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2008, 11:13:54 pm »
picioarele de shoarek anal cu mustati din laptisor de matca si ziar de
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« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2008, 11:17:08 pm »
scandal. ishi tara oasele batrane si necrozate..
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« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2008, 11:19:46 pm »
printre stalagmitele formate din dopuri de cola formate prin inductie matematica si cauta...
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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2008, 11:25:13 pm »
...orgasmul perpetuum obtinut prin meditatie tantra.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2008, 11:25:32 pm by Dan »
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2008, 11:55:26 pm »
moment in care apare shackled si zice "rupe-vi-s-ar sosetele, cand eram eu tanara iuzerita si am facut un topic d-asta mi l-ati ras direct ca a mai fost. acu il lasati >:( " si dup-aia pleaca blestemand.
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« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2008, 12:14:48 am »
userii care se lafaie in continuare in imbecilitatea creata
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« Reply #45 on: March 04, 2008, 04:05:15 pm »
care bantuie in Romania ca gazele intr-un constipat, desi....

off-topic: uberschwein, sper ca nu te refereai la mine cand ai zis imbecilitate creata :))
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« Reply #46 on: March 04, 2008, 04:56:07 pm »
.......era 'creata' d'aia de vine de la creatie.....
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« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2008, 07:33:54 pm »
e mai misto sa punem cate 3 cuvinte , iese caterinca mai mare
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« Reply #48 on: March 04, 2008, 07:40:01 pm »
de acord
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« Reply #49 on: March 04, 2008, 07:51:34 pm »
branza barza brusture
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