[Lyrics and Music by Maniac Neil]
[Based on the movie]
[Lead: Maniac Neil]
Kid out at night, splashing in
puddles.
Jason walks towards a house.
Alice is having a nightmare,
Flashbacks of that fateful night
Awaken from slumber
then talk to mother
In and out of the shower
Open the fridge, Mrs. Voorhees head
Jason comes from behind and "screws"
her.
The counsellors come to town
Crazy Ralph warns them
He says "they're all doomed"
But they don't give a
s**t
They'll all soon know what "camp blood" is!
It's training time for these f***s
Paul is the boss
He tells them
about the legend
And scares them half to death
If they only knew
How real the legend is
Crazy Ralph is outside
He's
watching Paul and Ginny
Jason from behind
Strangles him with barbwire
Sandra and Jeff
Are curious about the
legend
They go to Crystal Lake
And the Sheriff catches them
He b*****s Paul out
And heads back to town
Jason runs
across the road
The Sheriff goes after him
All through the woods
To Jason's shack
Clawhammer to the skull
He's dead
with a whack
The counsellors go to town
Some stay behind
Terri gets naked and goes into the lake
Scott takes Terri's
clothes
And runs into the woods
Booby trap set and he's hung into the woods
Jason comes along
And cuts his f*****g
throat
Terri finds Scott
And Jason kills her too
Vicky and Mark
Are gonna have sex
Vicky goes to her cabin
To
freshen up her s**t
[Digestor chorus part]
"I'm back from the lake
To kill and mutilate
I use various tools
For
disposing these fools
In my rusty shack
They beheaded my Mother
Now I must attack
One by one they die
They never
know why
Machete across the throat
Barbwire I use to choke
Mom's severed head
Shrine to the dead
Telling me to
chop
I will never stop!"
Jeff and Sandra
Up stairs to have sex
Jason comes in and
Impales them to the
bed
Perfume on her pussy
Mark looks for Vicky
Dull side of a machete
Into his f*****g face
Wheeling down the
stairs
Mark you f*****g gimp!
You almost got some action
But now you're f*****g dead!
Upstairs Vicky
Finds the
bodies
Jason takes a knife
And stabs her in the gut
[Digestor chorus part]
[Lead: Maniac Neil]
Paul and Ginny
arrive
Back at the camp
They look for everybody
But they're all dead
Out of the shadows
Jason's on the attack
Ginny
escapes and
Finds Jason's shack
In a room Mrs. Voorhees' head
Put on the sweater
And pretend you're Mother
She
tries to kill him
But he knows what's up
Here comes Paul
They struggle and fight
Machete in his neck
Jason falls onto
the floor
Comes off the burlap sack
They look in total horror
They think he's dead and gone
They couldn't be more
wrong
Back to the cabin
To find Terri's dog Muffin
Is everything OK?
Can we all go home?
No f*****g way
Here comes
Jason through the window!
Ending with a scream
Was it all a dream?
Calling out for Paul
Is he dead after all?