Pathological waste abounds Cadavers lined wall to wall Foul-whiffi ng stiffs all around A bonfire would clean
it all
Frenzied cauterization Now seems slightly passe A more gleeful method seems fitting To spread havoc
and
disharmony
Dispensation of carrion embellished In a delightfully mirthful way The disposal of my spent toys A
most
superbly distasteful fray
Mannequins discretely exchanged for a different fashion model Now view the spring collection as
worn by
bloated corpses
The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots Much to the amusement of my like-minded
pathologist
chums
Detruncating limbs, slack heads are lopped Soak the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot Wrap
the
stinking presents and then regroup To deliver bloody packages to your front stoops
Blithely positioning cadavers on a park
bench Horrified children recoil and blench Hang a corpse by its
intestines from a nearby tree For the public to admire my disposal
methodology
Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely
Jovially
dissecting and disposing of the gore Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken to your core
Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling
anatomy Solemnizing necrotomies Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology
Suspended stiffs on wires Make for hours of entertainment A
pus-dripping puppet show An enchanting display of
debasement
The jovial sense of misconduct Derived from the public s disgust
Young and old repelled by the reek of rank,
putrefying meat
The mortuary waste diminishing for every prank Cadaveric cleanup of
my vile, putrescent body bank
Tossing rigored stiffs from embankments and cliffs Setting carcasses ablaze, and other procedures
most comedic
Our ingenuity is tested when our patients die Inventive methods of disposal our modus operandi
Villainy
demonstrated with our internment techniques Bodies stored in 50-gallon drums until they start to leak
Mincing the dead into finely
ground organic scrap Mulching your garden with our latest mishap
Rollicking through our disposal drills Dispatching the murdered is
better than the kill Slowly dissolved in
acid, encased in tar Or dumped in plastic bags from a moving car
Unauthorized
surgeries Dismantling anatomy Solemnizing necrotomies Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology