let me introduce you to a very special fiend
a twisted hunchback with stringy white hair
peddler of curios and Ghoul
benefactor
at a dusty little place down the road
from our lair
his name is of no concern
but his wares are of particular
interest
he sells the most peculiar oddities
its a wonder that his store stays in business
welcome to my shop,
my little
home away from home
take a look around if you dare
I have trinkets to amuse, artifacts to peruse
curiosities to horrify and
scare
horned human skulls,
cursed Egyptian scrolls
a puzzle box that causes lamentation
a cursed monkeys paw
and a crucifix
that bleeds
part and parcel of my curious vocation
cobweb veils stretch across the room
and obscure switch carved from a
bone
a pull of the lever and the floor opens up
revealing the ostium that leads to our home
Creepsylvania is where they all
go
from our bone riddled dungeon of Horror
to a shop specializing in creepy curios
welcome to my shop,
my little home away
from home
take a look around if you dare
I have trinkets to amuse, artifacts to peruse
curiosities to horrify and scare
horned
human skulls,
cursed Egyptian scrolls
a puzzle box that causes lamentation
a cursed monkeys paw
and a crucifix that
bleeds
part and parcel of my curious vocation
Coffins,
Coffins,
Coffins,
Coffins and Curios