Theres a place
So very far
Most favored of the worlds that are missed by Gwar
We can get there
As long as its by stolen car
Smash your face and go shoot up
Uhh
Theres a world
Of which ive heard
Far beyond the sky
A place of chicks and pills and booze
A place where winners all ways loose
You'll always hear you favorite band
Here in Metal Metal Land
Here in Metal Metal Land nothing ever dies
Except of corse out enemies and there attracting metal flies
Here in Metal Metal Land everything is loud
All the chicks are strippers
All there fathers proud
Metal Metal Land
Metal Metal Sea
Metal Metal Air
Metal You and Metal Me
METAL METAL yeah METAL METAL yeah METAL METAL land METAL METAL
Heavy Metal Metal Land
Here in Metal metal Land everyday is nite
Except of corse when nite is day but then there is no light
Here in Metal Metal Land everything is rock
Everyone is in a band every girl sucks every cock
Here in Metal Metal Land everything is hard
Except of corse the test you take to get a lisence for your car
BBBBullet belts and denim jackets. Crystal Meth in tiney packets
Witches, Warlocks, Demon Seed. Booze and Cooze and Weed and Speed
METAL METAL x6
Uhh
METAL METAL x4
Uhh
METAL METAL x4
Filthy hair and dirty faces. Flying V's and Swords and Maces
80's hair bands are still hated. No false Metal tolerated
Heavy Metal is the law. Weakness means a broken jaw
Everything in loud and fast. Metal up your f*****g a*s
Metal plane on metal trip. Metal hand Metal grip
Its Metal man.....Here in Metal Metal Land
