A
Wake up major and stitch on your hat
F#m
You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache
D A
So what's in your diary today?
A
Call on your main man, what can he do for you?
F#m
Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do
D A
Major, this is your day
-Pre Chorus-
F#m D A E
Livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far
-Chorus-
A F#m
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
D A E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A F#m
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
D A E
Yeah the Major knows what you want
A
Take out your paper and throw it all away
F#m
Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say
D A
Major this is your way
A
The major is drowning 'cause he opened his mouth
F#m
He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out
D A
Major what can you say?
-Pre Chorus-
F#m D A
I hope that you like who you are
F#m D A E
Livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far
-Chorus-
A F#m
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
D A E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A F#m
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
D A E
Yeah the Major knows what you want
Bridge
A
I know that you think that you made it
A
I know what I meant to say
A
While you looked in the mirror
D
I was getting away
D A
For you there is there is nothing to say
-Chorus-
A F#m
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
D A E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A F#m
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
D A E
Yeah the Major knows what you want
D A E
Woo hoo
D A E
Woo hoo
D A E
