[Music & Lyrics by King Diamond]
It was in the local paper:
"We will cure your every phobia
At Devil Lake
Sanitarium
We will make you feel you're right at home"
No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight
We can recreate
paradise
And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing
It only took about a minute's time
For poor old Harry to make up his
mind
So he headed for Devil Lake
Knowing doctores were awaiting him
No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight
We
can recreate paradise
And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing
[HARRY:] "My name is Harry and I am from the country
side
I'm looking for a doctor, Eastman is his name"
[Dr.EASTMANN:] "We welcome you with open arms,
We've all been looking
forward to having you here,'
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
You must always sign a special paper first"
[HARRY:] "I will sign
anything just to get rid of my fears
I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?"
[Dr. EASTMANN:] "Right here on
the dotted line
This will give me the freedom I need for you
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
You know we are the very best at what we
do...
OH YES!"
Now that we have got his signature
I think it's time to start the Eastmann Cure
So put him in the
straight
I think Room 17 is still our whitest room
No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight
We can recreate
paradise
And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing