Let's go back to 1985
He was the coolest m**********r at junior high
The faster guitar player, his hair down to his
knees
He used his tight jeans with a pony MVP
Iron Maiden T-shirt, what more could he need?
Metal Boy
If he had the right
grade. He could play his guitar
Cause daddy said he'd be a lawyer as his daddy was
His mummy used to buy all records she could
get
But not Ozzy Osbourne, he ate a bat's head!
He used to put people down, cause he was the one
Metal boy
Hey metal boy,
you used to say that you're the best
Hey metal boy, now we know who laugh last
After twenty years, the metal boy is gone
Now
heis a lawyer, like father, like son
Looks like a watermelon with a suit and a tie
His wife's a fat woman that controls his
life
They have a fat kid that thinks that he's the guy
Metal boy
After twenty yeats, my hair is not as long
As yours used
to be, but I still got them, you are bald
I still can't play as fast, as you used to play
But I'm still here playing in a metal
band
I can say with pleasure, I wrote this song for you
Metal boy