Flash a million dollar smile
Begin to speak and all the while
Your actions say youre filled with rage
Youre counting
lives like coins backstage
Oh, youre happy as a pig in s**t
Oh, youre happy as a pig in s**t
Oh, youre happy as a pig in
s**t
A pig in s**t!
But really youve a grand design
Of mudslinging to undermine
opinions of any of those
potential foes
who might oppose
the master plan. We must preserve
the privileges which we deserve
American prosperity
Forever for
posterity
Thick as thieves, sly as a fox
Right as rain and hard as rock
Colder than a witchs tit
Happy as a pig in
s**t!