What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul?
Paul and Eddie had it good
But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks
So after a couple years
Eddie broke it off with Paul to look for a new man
Paul got f****d, f****d by Steve
Eddie's at the Red Lion looking for a new steed
Searching for a beau who sings in falsetto
What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul?
What happened to Eddie, Paul, and Bruce?
Bruce and Samson knew
Eddie was looking for a long term, stable relationship
With Paul no longer around,
Bruce left Samson for Eddie cuz Steve convinced him to
Kudos to Paul, f**k you Bruce
How you supposed to rock 'n' roll without substance abuse
Number of the Beast is in bed with Rob and Judas Priest
