Versuri Parry Gripp - Happy Birthday, Or Else!
Yeah! I'm gonna write you a memo if you don't have a happy birthday (Yeah) I'll use a big red pen and punctuate it with a frowny face (Why not?) And if for even one second I can see that you're not smiling (come on, smile!) I'm gonna march over there and post it on your cake (oh, here it comes) Have a happy birthday, or else! [x2] Have a happy birthday, don't make me mad (don't make me mad!) Have a happy birthday, or else! [x2] (Happy Birthday!) You better be happy or I'll make you real real sad. (And not just sad - HR sad. yeah) - "Now listen up buddy. You gotta have a happy birthday or I can't be responsible for my actions. I don't know what's gonna happen. But I know one thing for sure. You're gonna have a happy birthday. OR ELSE! Yeah." Happy Birthday to you.