Doc prescribes me Tylenol Three
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a fuckin' week
Since then I've taken
many leaks
Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a s**t from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last time I
s**t is now outdated
Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to s**t but I only farted
I miss the fuckin' burning sensation
But
all I feel is constipation
I need to take some fuckin' Ex-Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My fuckin' s**t is
hard as wood
I'd try to s**t if I knew I could
