"Rivers of gore, rivers of gore...ah hahahahah!"
Driving my automobile, watch out for that moose
Ramming it head on,
turn over in a ditch
Nearly fatal blast, left me paralyzed
In my hospital room I'm waiting for the family
Children left
unattended, they just want to chop my up
They are both laughing as my guts are strewn across the floor
Hacky sack heart and monkey
in the middle liver
Hot potato pancreas, these are games with my guts!
Kick-ball kidneys, leap-frog lungs, soccar stomachs
Tennis
ball tongues, tug of war intestines
Volleyball, baseball, and shot-put with my head
Testicle golfing, they're 15 under par, sanguine
sports
Tug of war, my grandchidren do adore
Tug of war intestines