Versuri Steel Panther - Asian Hooker



Album: Steel Panther - Feel The Steel (2009)

I'm in Tokyo
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the b***h is on her knees

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little m**********r!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
cuz my dick won't work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother f****r!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just f*****g hookers in the can
f**k the rest of the band
I'm f*****g going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother f****r!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's f**k some Asian
Hookers!!!!