Barbe! Help me please!
Your show is an avenue for the prostitute in me
You want to see my private parts?
Or see the girl
that broke my heart?
She's drilling me just to make your day
But I don't care 'cause I like to pay
Is schlager in or schlager
out?
Do you care what it's all about?
Or are you bored beyond belief
'cause your home, sick and need relief?
I am a Talk
Show Prostitute
I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs
I am a Talk Show Prostitute
You iron one more shirt and watch
commercial dirt
I am a Talk Show Prostitute
I fill the empty spaces in your boring life
Is this the future on T.V.?
You
watch as I exploit me here
My friend, it's public larceny
Kick back while I get my feet
My world is open for the mass
You
suckers now can kiss my a*s
The pay-check's coming in the mail
The money's good - but the themes are stale
I am a Talk Show
Prostitute
I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs
I am a Talk Show Prostitute
You iron one more shirt and watch commercial
dirt
I am a Talk Show Prostitute
I fill the empty spaces in your boring life
Meiser! Help me please!
Your show is an
avenue for the prostitute in me
I am a Talk Show Prostitute
I opened up my cloak to fill your inner needs
I am a Talk Show
Prostitute
You iron one more shirt and watch commercial dirt
I am a Talk Show Prostitute
I fill the empty spaces in your boring
life