Tenacious D
f**k Her Gently
Nathan Kulas
This is my first Tab submitted. I am pretty sure its quite correct. Its a great
song, and the chicks dig it. I didnt feel like tabbing out the chords, so I just
put them in their spots, the legend for those of you that only read tabs is at
the bottom. Good luck, its an easy song once you get the timing down.
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closely
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
You don't always have to f**k her hard, in fact some times
thats not right. To Do.
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fuckin give her some
smooches too
Bm G Bm G
Sometimes youve got to squeeze, sometimes youve got to say please,
D A
sometimes you got to say hey,
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
I'm gonna f**k you softly Im gonna screw you gently.
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
Im gonna hump you sweetly. Im gonna ball you
A
discretely!
Bm G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D A
And then you say wait a minute sally,
Bm G E
I think Ive got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
Thats fuckin teamwork.
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
Whats your favorite posish?
Thats cool with me, its not my favorite, but Ill do it for you.
D F#m
What's your favorite dish?
Em A
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzabar!
Bm G
And then I'm gonna love you completely,
F# A
And then I'll fuckin' f**k you descretely,
Bm G
And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely,
F# E A C G D
But then, I'm gonna fuuuuuuck youuu haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd.
e|-3p2----|
B|----3-3-|
G|-----2--|
D|--------|
A|--------|
E|--------|
Bb7 C D
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd!
Chord Legend:
Bm G D A E C Em Bb7
e|---2---3---3---0-------0---------3|
B|---3---3---2---2---0---1----0----2|
G|---4---0---3---2---1---0----0----3|
D|---4---0---0---2---2---2----2----0|
A|-------2-------0---2---3----2----2|
E|-------3-----------0---0----0----2|
