Tenacious D -- "f**k Her Gently"
Tabs by John Prichard - email@example.com
NOTE: There's a "near chord" transcribed as F#m that is probably not
technically F#m... The other tabs of this song are atrociously done by and
large, and don't sound anything like the tune, though the best so far is
definitely by Broder, who did some detective work and close listening.
These tabs clear up the ending of the song for those of you who want it
to sound "just right". Anyone is welcome to build off of these tabs.
You don't always have to f**k her hard, In
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey:
I'm gonna f**k you .... softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly
I'm gonna ball you ... discretely---
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
B G Em
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
That's fuckin' Teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
Em A D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin' f**k you discretely
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
Em A C G D
I'm gonna f**k ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------
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