Pick Of Destiny (album) Tab - Tenacious D






Kickapoo
Dm                                 Am
E|----1-10-3-3-0-11----1-10-3-3-0-11----------------------------------|
B|----3-33-3-3-3-33----3-33-3-3-3-33---1-10-3-3-0-11---1-10-3-3-0-11--|
G|----2-22-2-2-2-22----2-22-2-2-2-22---2-22-2-2-2-22---2-22-2-2-2-22--|
D|--0----------------0-----------------2-22-2-2-2-22---2-22-2-2-2-22--|
A|-----------------------------------0---------------0----------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

    F              C      G
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0--3-3-3--|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1--1-1-1--3-3-3--|
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0--0-0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2--0-0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3--2-2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------3-3-3--|

Verse 1 (JB)

Dm                                   Am
E|----1-10-3-3-0-11----1-10-3-3-0-11----------------------------------|
B|----3-33-3-3-3-33----3-33-3-3-3-33---1-10-3-3-0-11---1-10-3-3-0-11--|
G|----2-22-2-2-2-22----2-22-2-2-2-22---2-22-2-2-2-22---2-22-2-2-2-22--|
D|--0----------------0-----------------2-22-2-2-2-22---2-22-2-2-2-22--|
A|-----------------------------------0---------------0----------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

Long a*s f*****g time ago in a       There lived a humble family, religious town called 
               through and through

    F              C      G
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0--3-3-3--|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1--1-1-1--3-3-3--|
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0--0-0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2--0-0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3--2-2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------3-3-3--|

But yea there was a black sheep
and he knew just what to do

Dm                                   Am
E|----1-10-3-3-0-11----1-10-3-3-0-11----------------------------------|
B|----3-33-3-3-3-33----3-33-3-3-3-33---1-10-3-3-0-11---1-10-3-3-0-11--|
G|----2-22-2-2-2-22----2-22-2-2-2-22---2-22-2-2-2-22---2-22-2-2-2-22--|
D|--0----------------0-----------------2-22-2-2-2-22---2-22-2-2-2-22--|
A|-----------------------------------0---------------0----------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

His name was young JB as he refused    A vision he did see-eth, f*****g
to step in line,                        rocking all the time

    F              C      G
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0--3-(let ring)333--|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1--1-1-1--3-(--------)333--|
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0--0-(--------)000--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2--0-(--------)000--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3--2-(--------)222--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------3-(--------)333--|

He wrote a tasty jam and all the
planets did align...

    Am               C                        G               Bb
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
B|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
G|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|

Oh the dragon's balls were blazing as I stepped into his cage, and i sliced his f*****g 
with a long and shiny blade

    Am               C                        G               Bb
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--6--6--6--6-|
B|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--6--6--6--6-|
G|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7--7--7--7-|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8-|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8-|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--6--6--6--6-|

Twas I who f****d the dragon, f**k-a-li sing f**k-a-loo, and if you try to f**k with me 
I shall f**k you too.

   A             B C     G    (gave up with chords)
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5/7/8--8--3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5/7/8--8--3-3-5-5-5-5-5-|
B|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5/7/8--8--3-3-3-5-7-5-7-5/7/8--8--3-3-5-7-5-7-5-|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6/8/9--9--4-4-4-6-7-6-7-6/8/9--9--4-4-6-7-6-7-6-|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7/9/10-10-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7/9/10-10-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7/9/10-10-5-5-5-7-5-7-5-7/9/10-10-5-5-7-5-7-5-7-|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5/7/8--8--3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5/7/8--8--3-3-5-5-5-5-5-|

Gotta get it on in the party zone, I gotsa shoot a load in the party zone

E|-5/7/8--8--3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5/7/8--8--3-3-5-5-5-5-5-|
B|-5/7/8--8--3-3-3-5-7-5-7-5/7/8--8--3-3-5-7-5-7-5-|
G|-6/8/9--9--4-4-4-6-7-6-7-6/8/9--9--4-4-6-7-6-7-6-|
D|-7/9/10-10-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7/9/10-10-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-|
A|-7/9/10-10-5-5-5-7-5-7-5-7/9/10-10-5-5-7-5-7-5-7-|
E|-5/7/8--8--3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5/7/8--8--3-3-5-5-5-5-5-|

Gotta lick a toad in the party zone, gotta suck a chode in the party zone

Whack
"AAAGH"

Verse 2 (Meatloaf/Dad)

E|-1/3-3-3--6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4--1/3-3-3--6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4-|
B|-1/3-5-3--6-6-8-6--1-1-3-1--4-4-6-4--1/3-5-3--6-6-8-6--1-1-3-1--4-4-6-4-|
G|-2/4-5-4--7-7-8-7--2-2-3-2--5-5-6-5--2/4-5-4--7-7-8-7--2-2-3-2--5-5-6-5-|
D|-3/5-5-5--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6--3/5-5-5--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6-|
A|-3/5-3-5--8-8-6-8--3-3-1-3--6-6-4-6--3/5-3-5--8-8-6-8--3-3-1-3--6-6-4-6-|
E|-1/3-3-3--6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4--1/3-3-3--6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4-|

                                       You disobeyed my orders son, why were
                                       you ever born? Your brother's ten times
                                       better than you, Jesus loves him more

E|-1/3-3-3--6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4--1/3-3-3--6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4-|
B|-1/3-5-3--6-6-8-6--1-1-3-1--4-4-6-4--1/3-5-3--6-6-8-6--1-1-3-1--4-4-4-4-|
G|-2/4-5-4--7-7-8-7--2-2-3-2--5-5-6-5--2/4-5-4--7-7-8-7--2-2-3-2--5-5-5-5-|
D|-3/5-5-5--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6--3/5-5-5--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6-|
A|-3/5-3-5--8-8-6-8--3-3-1-3--6-6-4-6--3/5-3-5--8-8-6-8--3-3-1-3--6-6-6-6-|
E|-1/3-3-3--6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4--1/3-3-3--6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4-|

  This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell, Rock and
  Roll's the devil's work, he wants you rebel. You'll become a mindless puppet, 
will pull the strings, your heart will lose direction, and chaos it will bring.

E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-5-3-5-3-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-5-3-5-3-|
G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-7-7-2-2-2-2-4-5-4-5-4-6-7-7-2-2-2-2-4-5-4-5-4-|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-8-8-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-7-8-8-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-8-8-3-3-3-3-5-3-5-3-5-7-8-8-3-3-3-3-5-3-5-3-5-|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-|

You better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone, you're going for a week with no telephone

E|-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-|
B|-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-5-3-5-3-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-5-3-5-3-|
G|-6-7-7-2-2-2-2-4-5-4-5-4-6-7-7-2-2-2-2-4-5-4-5-4-|
D|-7-8-8-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-7-8-8-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-|
A|-7-8-8-3-3-3-3-5-3-5-3-5-7-8-8-3-3-3-3-5-3-5-3-5-|
E|-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-5-6-6-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-|

   Don't let me here you cry don't let me here you moan, you gotta praise the
   Lord when you're in my home.

Verse 3 (JB)

E|----3h5p3-----6--6------1----1h3p1-1--------------3----3-----6---6-----1----|
B|---3-----3-3---6-6-6-----1--------1-------4-----------3--------6-6---1--1-1-|
G|--4-------4------7--7-2----2----------5---5-------------4-4/7--7---------2--|
D|-5-----------8--------3----3---------6--6---(6)--5---5-------------3--3-----|
A|----------------------3----3------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Dio can you hear me, I am lost and so alone, I'm asking for your guidance, won't you 
down from your throne. I need a tight compadre, who will teach me how to rock, my father 
you're evil, but man,

E|--4----------3--3------6--6-6---1---1------------|
B|---4--4-4---3--3--3-3/6-6-6--6---1---1-----------|
G|----5-5--7--4--4--4-4/7---7----2--2----2/5-5-5-5-|
D|-6----6-----5--5--5-5/8---8----3--3----3/6-6-6-6-|
A|-------------------------------3--3----3/6-6-6-6-|
E|-------------------------------------------------|

  he can suck a cock. Rock is not the devil's work it's magical and rad, i'll
  never rock as long as i'm stuck here with my

E|-3-33-3---4-44-4---1-11-1---6-66-5-55-|
B|-3-33-3---4-44-4---1-11-1---6-66-5-55-|
G|-4-44-4---5-55-5---2-22-2---7-77-6-66-|
D|-5-55-5---6-66-6---3-33-3---8-88-7-77-|
A|-5-55-5---6-66-6---3-33-3---8-88-7-77-|
E|-3-33-3---4-44-4---1-11-1---6-66-5-55-|

  dad...

Verse 3 (Dio)

E|-8----8----8----66666666-8----8----8----6-6-6-6-8-----8----1----4--|
B|-8----8----8----66666666-8----8----8----6-6-6-6-8-----8----1----4--|
G|-9----9----9----77777777-9----9----9----7-7-7-7-9-----9----2----5--|
D|-10---10---10---88888888-10---10---10---8-8-8-8-10----10---3----6--|
A|-10---10---10---88888888-10---10---10---8-8-8-8-10----10---3----6--|
E|-8----8----8----66666666-8----8----8----6-6-6-6-8-----8----1----4--|

   I hear you brave young Jables you are hungry for the rock, but to learn the
ancient methods secret doors you must unlock, escape your father's clutches
and this oppressive neighbourhood, on a journey you must go to find the land
of Hollywood. In the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand,

E|--8----1----4----8----1----4----8----1-1-4-4--3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-|
B|--8----1----4----8----1----4----8----1-1-4-4--3-33--8-8-7-3-33--8-8-7-|
G|--9----2----5----9----2----5----9----2-2-5-5--4-44--8-8-7-4-44--8-8-7-|
D|--10---3----6----10---3----6----10---3-3-6-6--5-55--8-8-7-5-55--8-8-7-|
A|--10---3----6----10---3----6----10---3-3-6-6--5-55--6-6-5-5-55--6-6-5-|
E|--8----1----4----8----1----4----8----1-1-4-4--3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-|

you will form a strong alliance, and the world's most awesome band, to find
your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk, you will face your
inner demons, now go my son and ROOOOOOOOCK!

E|-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|
B|-3-33--8-8-7-4--7-8-10-3-33--8-8-7-3-33--8-8-7-4--7-8-10-|
G|-4-44--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-4-44--8-8-7-4-44--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-|
D|-5-55--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-5-55--8-8-7-5-55--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-|
A|-5-55--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--5-55--6-6-5-5-55--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|
E|-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|

Verse 4 (JB)

E|-3------5--------------------------------------|
B|-3------7--------------------------------------|
G|-4------7--------------------------------------|
D|-5------7------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
A|-5------5------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
E|-3------5------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|

So he went from f*****g Kickapoo with hunger in his heart, and he journeyed
far and wide to find the secrets of his art, but in the end he knew that he
would find his counterpart.

E|-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|
B|-3-33--8-8-7-3-33--8-8-7-3-33--8-8-7-4--7-8-10-|
G|-4-44--8-8-7-4-44--8-8-7-4-44--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-|
D|-5-55--8-8-7-5-55--8-8-7-5-55--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-|
A|-5-55--6-6-5-5-55--6-6-5-5-55--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|
E|-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|

Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock, Ro-ha-ha-ha-

E|-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|
B|-3-33--8-8-7-3-33--8-8-7-3-33--8-8-7-4--7-8-10-|
G|-4-44--8-8-7-4-44--8-8-7-4-44--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-|
D|-5-55--8-8-7-5-55--8-8-7-5-55--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-|
A|-5-55--6-6-5-5-55--6-6-5-5-55--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|
E|-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|

-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock, Ro-ha-ha-ha

E|-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|
B|-3-33--8-8-7-3-33--8-8-7-3-33--8-8-7-4--7-8-10-|
G|-4-44--8-8-7-4-44--8-8-7-4-44--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-|
D|-5-55--8-8-7-5-55--8-8-7-5-55--8-8-7-5--7-8-10-|
A|-5-55--6-6-5-5-55--6-6-5-5-55--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|
E|-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3-33--6-6-5-3--5-6-8--|

yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-ock

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