Sasquatch
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There were some scientists tryin to figure out the Sasquatch riddle
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Then they figured out it was a missing link
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In search of Sasquatch, that was a kick-a*s "In search of"
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with Leonard Nimoy kickin out the JAMS ah!
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He captured imagination, of people all around the globe
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His name was Sasquatch so i'm told
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His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe of the In-dian tribe
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Apache Tribe
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Sasquatch, we know your legends real
Sasquatch, we know your love is real
Sasquatch, ah ah ha ha,
You and Tenacious D are real
Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape
not a human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in a gorilla suit
no f%#@n' way now you know he's real
Every time I take a dump, a steamy dump, man I know hes real
Look inside my anus and you know Sasquatch is real
Real, real, real, real, real, real, really-real, real
