My daddy bought me a car
he'd never think I would go this far
Racing down through the city
In my Mercedes
Cabriolet
Like a singing ricochet
I head for the beach
As the wig is flowing in the breeze
Ruth is feeding me with
cheese
Yes I'm a fake but don't you tell anyone
I'm a singer in a rock n roll band
And we're so god damn great
My Band
is on top of the world
That's what people think
And yeah, thats the god damn truth
and my wife's name is Ruth
My rock n roll
age is twenty
But the fact is, I'm plenty
I will never give up my fame
But people say I'm so f*****g lame
We woke up the
pharaohs, we played by the Nile
Mummy metal for the masses
Tutankhamen went wild, Cleopatra she smiled
First aid for the
masses
Yes I'm a fake but don't you tell anyone
I'm a singer in a rock n roll band
And we're so god damn great
In the
weekends I play gold
With my dear friend Dr.Rolf
He's the one who fixed my face
'Cause I don't wanna look like a basket
case
People do not know I'm a fake
That could be more than they could take
I'm wearing make up to look so good
The bandanna
keeps the wig in place
We woke up the pharaohs, we played by the Nile
Mummy metal for the masses
Tutankhamen went wild,
Cleopatra she smiled
First aid for the masses