Will I be graced with your presence tonight?
I'd really rather you just let me know
Rather than leave me stood here like a spare prick at a wedding
I'll get my dignity, smedley, my brogues and I'll go
You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use the revolver for that
You said you had the knack, what did you mean?
"Has Nobody told you?"
Told me what? no they must have forgot
"He's just a friend", yeah you said it happens all the time
Is that right? in that case everything will be
Just fine
Spotted you, fools on a hill,
Thought maybe it's just a cuddle.
Even so, please God do not let that be heard.
Took one look at your cardigan, my jeans on backwards,
My jaw dropped and I went oh f**k, because I knew that it were.
You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use the revolver for that
You said you had the knack, what did you mean?
"Has Nobody told you?"
Told me what? no they must have forgot
"He's just a friend", yeah you said it happens all the time
Is that right? in that case everything will be
Just fine
