I've just simplified the other version as it seemed ridiculously impossible. Awesome song though.
Bm Bm
When we walked the streets together
Bm Bm
All the faces seemed to smile back,
Bm Em
And now the pavements have nothing to offer
Em Bm
And all the faces seem to need a slap
Bm Bm
Theres an unfamiliar grip
Bm Bm
on an unfamiliar handkerchief
Bm
Attending to the tears on cheeks
Em Em
I wouldnt notice
Em Bm Bm
With you no matter how vicious the grief
Bm Em Em
Her expression was damp and crooked
Em G
Grabs onto my throat and wont let go
A F# Bm D
Wont let go
A F# Bm D
Wont let go
A F# Bm D
Wont let go
Bm D A
Save me from
F#
The secateurs
Bm D A
Ill pretend
F#
I didnt hear
Bm D
Cant you see
A F#
Im a ghost in the wrong coat
Bm D A F#
Biting butter and crumbs
Bm A Bm
[Pause]
Bm Bm
Theres a handsome maverick
Bm Bm
You dont talk about to keep me calm
Bm Em Em
And I can't help it if I create a version
Em Bm Bm
That pulls you back onto his arm
Bm D G
Please dont tell me
F# Bm D G
You dont have to darling, I can sense
F# Bm D
That he painted you a gushing sunset
G F# Bm D
And slayed angry panthers in your defence.
G F# Bm D
And he stands separate and ever deadly
G F# Bm
Clings onto my throat and wont let go
A F# Bm D
Wont let go
A F# Bm D
Wont let go
A F# Bm D
Wont let go
Bm
Save me from
Bm
The secateurs
Bm
Ill pretend
Bm
I didnt hear
Bm
Cant you see
Bm
Im a ghost in the wrong coat
Bm A
Biting butter and crumbs
Solo:
Bm E G A F#
Bm D A
Save me from
F#
The secateurs
Bm D A
Ill pretend
F#
I didnt hear
Bm D
Cant you see
A F#
Im the ghost in the wrong coat
Bm D A F#
Biting butter and crumbs
Bm A Bm