Welcome back everybody
Have you missed us
Well, tonight we bring you
More of the same
Our special guest tonight
is
Chainsaw Eddy
And our surprise spot is
Dismemberment
Dont forget:
You have to be in it to kill it
And your host
tonight is:
The Mastercutor
Wheel of fortune turned to terror
Jeopardy was bastardised
The arena of Big Brother
Roman
games disqualified
B. stars in the jungle
Eating bugs and s**t
Watching egos crumble
Golden bullets
hit
Mastercutors ready
Axemans coming down
Gallows hanging steady
Claim the winners crown
Rolling diamonds feed
your pleasure
Frenzied sick mans appetite
Kill your friends to find the treasure
Desperate wide-eyed sacrifice